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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 09:43 PM
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..
Edited on Tue Dec-20-05 09:49 PM by ddeclue
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
Dubya knows if you've been bad or good
So you better be good for goodness sake..

Oh you better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
Dubya Claus is coming to town...

He's makin' a list
He's checkin' it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice..
Dubya Claus is comin' to town...


Hey everybody,

I just figured out that George Bush must be Santa Claus...

NO WONDER O'REILLY'S BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

As we all know Santa knows if you've been bad or good...
We just found out Dubya's watching us all to see if we've been "naughty" or "nice"...

..and Santa doesn't need a warrant to listen in either...

Santa - Uses elves to do his dirty work.
Dubya - Uses NSA.

Santa - helped by Mrs. Claus
Dubya - helped by Condaleeza Rice

Santa only works about 1 day a year...
Dubya... SAME...

Santa - Reindeer powered sleigh flies him all over the world in one night..
Dubya - AIR FORCE ONE...

Santa - Red Suit..
Dubya - FLIGHT SUIT...

Santa's laugh - Ho Ho Ho...
Dubya's laugh - Heh Heh Heh

Santa - Brings you presents if you've been good.
Dubya - Brings Pioneers and Rangers "presents" for good campaign donations.

Santa - Brings you switches if you've been bad..
Dubya - USES the switches if you've been "bad"...

Finally...that undisclosed location that Dick Cheney's been hiding out in so much...

THE NORTH POLE...

Doug De Clue
Orlando, FL

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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:22 PM
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1. BUMP
BUMP
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 12:15 AM
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8. Might as admit I quoted the same lyrics on 12/18/05...
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 12:18 AM by Radio_Lady

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=5631220#5632948

I came to a slightly different conclusion, nonetheless.

I like your spirit!
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:24 PM
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2. From the Toons post
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:27 PM
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4. Well...
I never saw that before but it sounds like we had the same idea.

I started thinking about this this afternoon because of the wiretap scandal, not the PATRIOT act...
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 12:09 AM
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5. How rude of me. I didn't say how much I liked your song!
And the parallels after it. Brilliant. Haha. And true.
That's why I love the forums. Such a great collection of creativity. :)
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 12:12 AM
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6. No worries...
Thanks..
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 12:14 AM
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7. I've apparently watched Letterman one too many times..
I just realized that this is typical of a Letterman bit...

:-0
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:25 PM
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3. Very funny!
heh heh!
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 03:42 PM
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