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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:03 AM
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Lawyers Guns and Money.. A Parody..
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 01:24 AM by ddeclue
I went home back to Texas
The way I always do
How was I to know
They would out the Bushes, soon

/ D A E - / D A D A / D A E - / D A /
/ D AD DA D AE - / /

I ignored the FISA
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this, ha

I'm the innocent bystander
But somehow I got stuck
Between Iraq and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

/ D E A - / / / D - / / /

Now I'm hiding in the White House
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns and money

...the new George Bush Theme Song,
With apologies to the late Warren Zevon..

Doug De Clue
Orlando, FL
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:21 AM
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1. Isn't it "between Iraq and a hard place"?(nt)
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:23 AM
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2. Excellent!!
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bammertheblue Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:29 AM
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3. Nice!
very funny. I think Warren would appreciate it. :)
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:35 AM
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4. Sent it in to the Al Franken Show...
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 01:35 AM by ddeclue
Let's see if they'll produce it and play it..

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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:24 AM
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12. To quote Homer Simpons... "Doh"
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pepsirum739 Donating Member (31 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:40 AM
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5. Ann Coulter Official messege board
Can some one please post this topic because I can not start a
topic yet.


This thread is dedicaded to all the whack jobs on the Ann
Coulter Official messege board. I am sorry that you guys cant
open your eyes and see the truth.

First point

 MUTNODJMET you critized me for for making controversial
comments but hypocritcly you are a fan of "M"ann
Coulter and she is the queen(or king just look at the adams
appple) of controversy.

"Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals
do." 

"[I]f Americans knew what they [liberals] really
believed, the public would boil them in oil." 
 
 Elsewhere Coulter has called Tipper Gore "gaudy white
trash" (Washington Times, 8/7/00),

Second point

Unfortunately, what seems to bother the more rabid Christmas
crusaders is akin to what inflamed Henry Ford, the
industrialist and amateur Nazi, back when he first publicized
the plot against Christmas during the 1920’s: They still
seethe with resentment of those who differ from them. (Ford
forthrightly blamed the problem on the Jews, while today’s
crusaders denounce liberals, many of whom happen to be
Jewish.) While Christianity is, as ever, the dominant religion
in America, this isn’t a “Christian nation” in the sense that
it was a hundred years ago. The faith of the majority is no
longer imposed so carelessly on the many 
minorities who believe
otherwise.http://www.observer.com/opinions_conason-2.asp

MUTNODJMET That quote did not call conservatives nazis it was
a Historical comparison between today and 1924. Did you also
noticed how he sayed  ("Ford forthrightly blamed the
problem on the Jews, while today’s crusaders denounce
liberals.) 

 Third point
 
To the Idiot who called Joe Conason stupid(or somthing like
that) well guess what your hero ann coulter is scared to
debate Joe Conason
 
At the last minute, the conservative pundit canceled her
appearance opposite best-selling "Big Lies" author
Joe Conason on CNBC's "Kudlow & Cramer" - this
after having programmers change the debate to fit her
schedule. 
One might think the roundtable, which featured Wall Streeter
James Cramer and Reaganite Lawrence Kudlow, would be a breeze
for Coulter. Could she have been afraid of facing Conason,
whose book presents evidence that her arguments are
ill-researched and calls her lifestyle
hypocritical?http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/110840p-100142c.html


Link To ann coulter lies 

http://www.spinsanity.org/columns/20020713.html

http://www.yuricareport.com/RevisitedBks/CoulterTreason.html

http://mediamatters.org/issues_topics/people/anncoulter

Does Ann Coulter really love the troops? Of Coarse not

http://www.fair.org/extra/0211/annslanders.html

IronChefGirl

Can some one please start a topic for me because I dont have a
enough posts yet.

Thanks 
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:47 AM
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6. But this looks like a response, not the top of a thread...
If you are responding to something they wrote over there it
sounds like it should be on their Mann Coulter board not as a
new post over here at DU.

Confused...

Doug D.
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pepsirum739 Donating Member (31 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:54 AM
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7. I cant or i would
They banned me so i cant respond over at the "M"Ann
Coulter board. Plus I know people at the ann coulter board
like to come here and read what you guys have posted
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:57 AM
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8. So what does it matter if you post it over here...
Don't waste your time fighting with imbeciles.. You are
clearly smart and they are clearly deranged.

Let it go...and enjoy life at DU...

Welcome to DU!

Doug D.
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pepsirum739 Donating Member (31 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:01 AM
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9. Thanks doug D
Can you please just start a topic for me Doug? It is good to
be around people who are intelligent.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:03 AM
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10. Yeah but what..
I think it's better that you find topics you like, reply to
them and get the feel for the board unless you just have
something to post that is just straight out good on its own. 
It won't take that long before you can post your own topics, a
week or so...

If you do I would recommend sending a private message to one
of the forum moderators (I'm still relatively new myself) to
ask their help.

Thanks,

Doug
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pepsirum739 Donating Member (31 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:07 AM
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11. Thanks Doug
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:24 AM
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 12:08 PM
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 03:42 PM
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