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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:43 AM
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I think I heard a click when I was talking to my Al Qaeda pals last night
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 06:45 AM by mopaul
i swear, i was just chatting with a few of my terrorist buddies across the pond last night, and right in the middle of a sentence about the evil american infidel devils i heard an audible 'click', and i don't mean like the sound click, but the actual word 'click'.

and it startled me and my terrorist com padre on the other end and he asked me, 'did you just hear someone say the word 'click'? i said, 'yes, and it even sounded familiar, like maybe the voice of george bush', and he agreed. i swear, after about 60 seconds we heard it again, 'click', only slightly different this time, definitely not a recording, but a live voice.

have any of you other degenerate liberal war critic terrorist sympathizing defeatist reprehensible unpatriotic traitors had any similar problems while making plans to attack america with your terrorist buddies overseas, or am i the only one?

(your thread may be monitored for 'quality control')

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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:45 AM
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1. Yup, them budweiser pop tops can be loud. nt.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:46 AM
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2. If we all posted thread like this on many web sites the bu$h league
would overload and freak out.
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:47 AM
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4. I heard on the radio everyone should Google "Islam" n/t
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:46 AM
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3. Mine was really weird
Not really a click, more like this gravelly voice saying "Go fuck yourself". The best way to describe the sound was alien lizardish....Brrr...
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:48 AM
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5. not exactly a click, but more of a Dick
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Atmashine Donating Member (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:49 AM
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6. Payphones
It makes me want to use a payphone and call some random international time/temp number and start repeating 'bomb' to it until something fun happens.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:09 AM
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12. Hi Atmashine!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Atmashine Donating Member (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:18 AM
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13. Thanks!
Getting in trouble with the internet police sounded fun!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:50 AM
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7. LOL MOPAUL
I BET YOU WERE A HANDFUL AS A CHILD :7
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goondogger Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 07:08 AM
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8. A message to all our friends
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 07:09 AM by goondogger
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL . . . THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL

JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE . . . JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 07:30 AM
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9. ROFL. You mean they actually said it? "Click"? DAMMNNN. nt
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 08:03 AM
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11. Yeah, that doesn't seem very covert, does it?
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 08:02 AM
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10. but i was talking to my father in another U.S.A. state sunday afternoon,
mentioning just how how the bastard boy moves his jaw from left to right, to left again, and then center when he is speechifying, and how this is a sign for coke jaw, or tardiffdyskenesia, or anxious lying or all all of the above, when there were four click, click, click and a hang up on our conversation. i called my father back and asked him why he had hung up. he said, "what? i thought you had!"

interesting. should i become paranoid because i am about to swear that someone was spying in on my conversation with my father?

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