"Dear Osanta Bin Laden, I've been a good president"...

i've been a good boy all year Osanta, but the bad democrats are still calling me bad names and trying to impeach me and i need another big gift from you, so please don't let me down this year. just a new video threatening to attack america would be great, but another terror attack would really be swell and that gift is the gift that keeps on giving.

the last terror attack you got me is broken and doesn't do anything for me anymore, so i'd like a nice shiny new one so i can look all Lincolnian and Churchillian again if you don't mind. I've been good and i've let you slide and escape and basically turned my back on you so don't disappoint me please.

sorry about contacting you this way, but they've been tapping our phone calls like crazy.

your good buddy,

george

It'd be funnier if this isn't exactly what they wanted. "Sacrifice more innocents so * can have his way"