Onion: 'Operation Screw This'

U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy

December 21, 2005
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43693

BAGHDAD—Citing the Bush Administration's ongoing refusal to provide a timetable for withdrawal, the U.S. troops stationed in Iraq have devised their own exit strategy.

Staff Sgt. Cornelius Woods debriefs Pfc. Jack Colin.

"My marines are the best-trained, best-equipped, most homesick fighting force in the world," said Staff Sgt. Cornelius Woods. "Just give us the order, and we will commandeer every available vehicle to execute a flanking maneuver on the airstrips of Mosul. By this time tomorrow, we will have retaken our positions at our families' dinner tables in full force."

In a striking rebuke of the assertions of the Pentagon and the White House that a swift exit is neither practical nor possible, soldiers of varying rank have outlined a straightforward plan of immediate disengagement, dubbed "Operation Screw This."

operation screw this indeed.

Not real wise to put that pic out there like that. People will smell something fishy immediatly. I already notified "The Onion".

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... without a 2"x4". :evilgrin:

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