He keeps saying that I'm going to be killed if I don't pressure my senators to give him the power to look at my library books.
If he's not allowed to look at my library books after December 31, I'm apparently going to die. The president's attorney general is saying the same thing.
Because I'm all fragile and scared and stupid and stuff, I'm left with no choice. I'm going to tell my senators to allow the Patriot Act provisions expire so I won't suffer a similar terrorist attack the next time Patriot Act provisions expire.
1. I trust my Senators to protect me from the terra-izing Preznit
When our Dear Leader says that it's HIS job to protect me, my response is, "No -- all of my ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES protect me, and I voted for all of them EXCEPT YOU!"
2. I can think of lots of reasons why we'll all eventually die.
The most immediate and relevant ones being BECAUSE of * and his corporate buddies. :think:
More people would rather die in a terrorist attack than makin' new enemies in a foreign country by being compelled to enlist and try to kill them. At least more DUers, from a poll I'd made a few months' back...
7. Now dammit, You've been told about that library book habit
before! Give it up! Quit antagonizing the man. Did you forget he is married to a librarian? I can only imagine the horrors he has had to hear about from her. I'll bet you even scope the REFERENCE SECTION don't you? You are a true evil-doer, and at Christmas time! Now no more about it. Put your g.d. santa hat on; decorate your pagan tree; light your appropriate candles; and do your Kwanza thing. You are also required to do your part for our economy and max those credit cards--but STAY AWAY FROM THAT LIBRARY!
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