Fear 4 the Republic.com

I didn't find this on a search, it's pretty funny.

<http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/>

SNIP
"if Dubya or Rumsie is stretching the truth about Iraq a bit to drum up support for OUR WAR, that's just fine by me. I don't mind being lied to by honest men like them."

To: JesusWantsThisWar

We particularly need to go after those selfish, unpatriotic peacenik domestic enemies that don't back Bush 1000%

I overheard someone at McDonald's who was not 100000% behind Bush at lunch yesterday. I marched right over there and demanded he be at one with our unity. It took some persuading, and I may have broken his nose, but he is with us now.

Like our fellow Republican Clayton Williams told Ann Richards, if the nation wants to be unified with you, you should just close your eyes, lie back, and enjoy it.

Father, I thank you for using me as an instrument of your justice against the infidels at lunch yesterday. You demand submission, and I thank you for using me to make that peacenik idiot submit to your Truth, that the Arab must die, that Israel must conquer, and the United States be free of fornicators. Thank you for the wisdom to know when I should submit, and when I should make others submit.

As your Word says, it is better to be thrown into the river with a millstone tied around your neck than to lead people astray from Jesus Christ, who reveals himself to Republican politicians, but not RINOS, and those who fight, physically if need be, for them. Thank you for using my fist to silence that spawn of Satan. Please show us your love by smiting Bill Mahar, Lew Rockwell, and anyone who has ever written an article for AntiWar.com, and torturing them with eternal hellfire. Please give them the priviledge of losing loved ones in the next attack, to bring them closer to You. Amen.

6 Posted on 09/21/2001 09:10:10 PDT by NonGOPMustDie
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To: RealHeMan

Where is the picture of Ann Coulter straddling a howitzer and showing us some leg?

22 Posted on 09/21/2001 09:38:29 PDT by KillKillKill

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SNIP

To: All, Jack Roberson

Don't forget the 4th quarter FearAThon to raise money for FearForTheRepublic.com. Remember, this is your site, and we cannot keep it up and running without you. You make this site what it is. We need you.

We also need you to stop posting articles expressing mistrust of government during the war, or we will ban you from this site forever. Remember, this site is Jack Robertson's and is his alone. He set it up, he owns the equipment, and he keeps it running. Without him, we are nothing. Say anything he doesn't like, and it is his absolute right to toss you off his site. Remember, you are nothing but a guest. "

And for Freak Republic's response, see here:
<http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1515439/posts>

LOL

i know how they think, feel, respond and assert themselves; i grew up among racists and boors. There were boors among the 12 disciples, there were boors on the warren court, there were boors among the original 7 astronauts- hell sometimes WE are the boors! what you can take to the bank is this: boors are best in a bully on top situ, they blossom when there's 10 of them versus one old man or soon, but a single brave man has been known to scatter them (gandhi sent more then one enraged boor crowd packing) and if you ever chase one down, they cry with fear....lol
'jesuswantsthiswar! omfg! merry fukking christmas! :))

parody, methinks.

The real pain does twinge when one notices how believable this special parody is.

I note that they zotted the heretic who posted the link to the parody. That action gives special poignancy to this comment in another thread: "My least favorite thing about the DU: all conservative posts are deleted immediately. No dissent is allowed whatsoever." http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1546796/posts

I suppose I would understand this juxtaposition if I were as smart as they are....

:rofl:

I don't mind being stolen from by innocent men like them. :eyes: