After The War On Christmas, What Is The Next Fake War We Should Wage?

Post your suggestions here.

of course.

instead of Easter holiday - college students headed to Florida for wanton debauchery and sinful behavior instead of going to church on Good Friday and Easter Sunday. Those damn libruls will probably want to stop our god-anointed President from holding the Easter Egg roll on the White House lawn!!!

My word!

After all the students really need to learn what a morning looks like at least once a week.

Those kids know exactly what they're doing. Wanting to get laid is a universal component of life in the springtime, from flowers to Texas A&M students.

What do you think the bunnies and eggs represent? Jesus?

If they contain all the colors of the rainbow, be very suspicious. Rainbow is just code for the radical homosexual agenda. We know that libruls can't dye those hoity-toity free-range organic brown eggs anyway, so why are they pushing rainbow colored dyes on the youth of America. It is obviously part of their brainwashing scheme to emasculate Murka and hand it over to the terrorists.

Maybe we could do something about eggs. I find the colored ones to be in bad taste. They should all be white. (I haven't thought of a reason yet, but I'm sure it will come to me.)

Good enough ferme.

the rainbow eggs are obviously some kind of gay pride thing. O'Reilly should get on that right away. Or we should - I forget which side I'm supposed to be arguing. :)

the first place.

http://www.lilithgallery.com/atheist/themagicpanda.html

http://www.update.uu.se/~fbendz/nogod/jesus.htm
If historians admit that they don't know if Socrates really said what he is supposed to have said, why wouldn't they admit that about Jesus? Compared to the evidence that Jesus existed, the evidence for Socrates is overwhelming. There are even people who lived contemporary to Socrates, who have written about him.

When it comes to Jesus there is nothing. The gospels were written at least thirty, perhaps even eighty, years efter Jesus' supposed crucifixion, and were written by church-people. If you think about how fast gossip spreads, and how much gossip must have come to be during thirty years, you would have to rename the gospels to the gossips. The authors probably never even met Jesus personally, and some parts that are read today were added in the second century (I may be wrong here, could be the fourth century).

I'll just go over the corner and read quietly.

The straight forward ones need to stop.

Keep the ones with urban flair.

It's very much like a religious war. I am right and you are wrong.

is here, but it's genesis in my family is political. I think the current political climate is creating war on the family. Or should that be war among family?

The free flow of factual information is arguably the biggest threat to the power brokers.

:P

I mean, so many libruls are burning the American flag these days, there's soot everywhere...

Imbolc is an ancient Pagan holiday held about February 2 (depending upon the tradition).

Evil weathermen have taken away the symbols of this belssed Holy Day (the God in his form as a child and the Mother with Her Son) and replaced them with a DAMNED GROUNDHOG!!!

would it create an infinite iteration?

Not me, but you did. I just got wiser.

Remember, people who don't learn from history are bound to repeat it? This bunch of
crooks could care less about history. We are fighting the war on two fronts. The war
against our government's lack of ideals, and the war they created far away. I'm frankly
very frightened by what's goin' on in both fronts.

Mine is terrible!

:(

Since Oh' Really can't find a date recently, I bet all those are going stale by now. They only keep so long.

THEN, WE'LL HAVE A WAR ON VALENTINE'S DAY!!!11!! HUGH!1
...Cause everybody but Oh'Really gets a card. All he gets are legal papers served.:evilgrin:

That'd be frickin' awesome. I could also go for a war on Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.

There seem to be a lot of them

They're bad for our health, and since we all hate America, what better to wage war on then that great symbol of Americana

Because war is bad. Wait..so then we'd have to have a war on the war on war, followed by a war on the war on war on war, followed by..*head explodes*

Oh the irony! In light of the current GOP/Conservative Party!

And I want anyone who EVER uses the word "God", except in vain, thrown in prison! Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa! Yes, as a loyal part of the ACLU commmmmnist sekyooolur humanist conspiracy, it's all I can think about! I'm SERIES!

I'm not disturbing the peace. I'm disturbing the war.

The war on hypocrisy.


*cough* conservatism *cough*