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Presidentcokedupfratboy Donating Member (994 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:56 AM
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If you were sending Bill O'Reilly or John Gibson greetings,
Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 12:56 AM by Presidentcokedupfrat
What would you tell them?

I mean something that would capture the spirit of their so-called "War on Christmas?"

I would wish them a simple happy HOLIDAYS!!!!!
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:58 AM
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1. Stop grinching my Christmas. n/t
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:58 AM
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2. Well, to quote Alan Shore
Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 12:59 AM by SofaKingLiberal
"Maybe someday you'll contract a horrible disease and die."
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Kralizec Donating Member (982 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:04 AM
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3. Go to hell facist pig.
Not really, have a good time with your family guys.

I pray you are joking on your shows.
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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:06 AM
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4. Well, I'm reminded of Jon Stewart's reply to O'Reilly on this ...
"STEWART: If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him. Are you ready? All right. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality, and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizzporium."
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:24 AM
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7. One for the ages!
:spray: :rofl:
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Presidentcokedupfratboy Donating Member (994 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:16 PM
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22. I saw that....
It was one of the funniest responses Stewart has ever made to someone at Fox "News."
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:13 AM
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5. I would send them each a small, red and green decorated,
piece of highest quality doggie coprophagy, one to each, with the other's return address.
How else to characterize the stygian struggle to attain the much coveted rank of commanding general in the "I'm more christmassy than you" war.
Class, after all, demands class--noblesse oblige.
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:37 AM
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18. It's the thought that counts ;) n/t
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:16 AM
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6. Neither make my list of cherished greetings. n/t
Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 01:17 AM by countmyvote4real
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:25 AM
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8. Season's Beatings
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MurrayDelph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:31 AM
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9. (Same thing I wrote to my worthless niece)
I hope the next year brings you all the love, wealth, and happiness you truly deserve.

(Let him worry about what that really means!)
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SushiFan Donating Member (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:34 AM
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10. Never. If they lay dying in the street I might even pass em by...nt
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la la Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:38 AM
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12. as my good Baptist granny
used to say ' Merry Kiss my ass'

No, really, she did ! ;>)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:37 AM
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11. f*** you
that would be my greeting
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wake.up.america Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:38 AM
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13. I would tell them they have enough money, they should stop trying...
to increase their ratings by inciting people.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:38 AM
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14. My brother used to...
publish his own comic books, and whenever somebody sent him hate mail, he'd send them a photocopy of his middle finger with the words "Merry Christmas!" written across the bottom of the page.

He'd do that any time of year.
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Presidentcokedupfratboy Donating Member (994 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:15 PM
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21. I'd love to see one.....
and then I would send it to DUH-bya and Cheney....
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:53 AM
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15. I like this....
Someone posted this on DU this morning.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:13 AM
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16. Hilarious
:applause:

:7

:thumbsup:
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:20 AM
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17. Howzis?
"Holiday greetings, lowest of the low. If your guts were on fire, I would disdain to piss down your throat."

A bit terse, I think... :evilgrin:
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kevinbgoode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:49 AM
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19. Oh, that would be easy. . .
I'd send a nice little bright red card . . ."Season's Greetings"....

and on the inside this little message:

"Thanks for making my job so much easier this year."

See you soon. Lucifer
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:18 AM
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20. My current sig line.
One of the earlier holidays that got subsumed into Christmas. If nothing else, this "war on Christmas" is helping me to learn alot about the pre-Christian holiday traditions that we now associate with Christmas. I guess I might thank those guys for helping me in my voyage of discovery.:evilgrin:
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:29 PM
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23. Merry Fuckyoumas, Bill O'Reilly!
And the falafal you "rode" in on.
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