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Toots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 09:40 AM
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Is Viagra the Democrat's secret weapon
We know Republicans are sexually repressed and that is one thing that makes them so bitter. Along comes Viagra and suddenly more and more Republicans are seeing the light and actually starting to enjoy life a bit. I think it may be the cure to their nasty kool aid..If only Republicans could get laid more the world would be a better place...:thumbsup: to Viagra and may Republicans always have access to it..
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wyldwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 09:44 AM
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1. when Bob Dole comes out of retirement to run as a Democrat...
...then I'll be a believer.
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A Simple Game Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:37 AM
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6. Is he still married to Elisabeth?
Even Viagra won't help that.
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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 09:44 AM
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2. I've Been Figuring That THIS Is What Happens When Repubs Get Viagra
I've been figuring that a combination of Viagra, anti-depressants and Vicodin is exactly what's been wrong with Republicans for the past decade. But, hey, maybe you're right.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:10 AM
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3. i think viagra should be illegal for registerd repugs...here's why...
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.


Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.


Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Of course it's no contest! How could he even get a fair fight against those activist judges!


Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. - That's the culture of life we all know and love!


Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his 9 yr old daughter.


Republican Mayor Philip Giordano serving a 37-year sentence for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.


Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge sentenced to 3 years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. I'm sure he had a good explanation.


Republican racist pedophile and esteemed US Senator Strom Thurmond fathered a chiled with a 15-year old black girl.


Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to sexual relations with a juvenile. Praise George!


Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having inappropriate relations with a 13-year-old girl.


Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.


Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.


Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens found guilty of sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.


Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.


Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on 6counts of child sex crimes.


Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Look, he didn't actually do anything. He only TRIED! You can't fault a republican for trying!


Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.


Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. Prai$e the lord!


Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16 year old girl when he was 28. I love this country!


Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. Now I'm sure he can give us a good explanation for this.


Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. Obviously a liberal conspiracy!


Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. He was obviously trying to help this woman! Do you liberals no shame!


Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. Look! It was his own son. Geez you liberals are SICK!


Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. He was trying to explain to her what NOT to do when in a difficult situation!


Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.


Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. She could have turned away.


Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. Liberal jury of course.


Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. Now how could anyone rape their daughter 6 times! Can you say Liberal psycologist!


Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. Obviously set up by a liberal computer hacker. These hackers no NO SHAME!


Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. What's sodomy?


Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). You see, actually he happened to be changing out of his bathing suit when these kids walked by.


Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.


Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. He pleaded guilty only to keep his family out of the liberal media's spotlight.


Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. She was eighTEEN. That's still a teenager!


Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. He only had their interests in mind. Why don't you liberals see that!


Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. No comment.


Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. That boy was a liberal trying to corrupt his mind. He did the right thing.


Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. He did the honorable thing and did his time.


Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. Lies. Lies! All liberal lies!


Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession. Obviously set up by that liberal media!


Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. Who said republicans were sexist!


Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. If you do the crime, you do the time + 1.


Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter. He just wanted to keep an eye out for those girls...and his daughter. He even had pictures to prove it!


Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. He LOVED that girl.


Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women. Philanthrapy at it's finest!

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/7/14/93826/8594
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kaygore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:19 AM
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4. You ARE on to something!
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:40 AM
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5. Fucking PERVERTS!
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