Right Wing Christmas Card - Democratic Underground

JohnnyRingo

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Sun Dec-25-05 10:57 AM
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Right Wing Christmas Card

Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 10:59 AM by JohnnyRingo

Edit for link:
http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=58467

Even the most cynical among us here at DU is more stable and optimistic than this.

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no_hypocrisy

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Sun Dec-25-05 10:59 AM
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1. . . .

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PerceptionManagement

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:00 AM
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2. fat pedophile feigning off attacks from local law enforcement?

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B Calm

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:00 AM
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3. Is that a W on the xmas bulb?

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C_U_L8R

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:05 AM
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4. Oh how cute...

lil baby Jeebsus presiding over a gun fight between Satan, I mean Santa, and a Terrorist

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shenmue

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:16 AM
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5. That person needs help

That is the most demented, weird thing I have ever seen in connection to a Christmas card.

What kind of freak thinks of terrorists when they think of Christmas? And does Santa Claus live with these people or something?

Is the terrorist there to blow up the tree? What the hell is the point?

Why is there an actual live baby in the Nativity scene? Is that supposed to be Jesus, in which case Jesus apparently lives with Santa Claus and Santa Claus has children, or is this family irresponsible enough to leave an actual baby under the tree just for the visual effect?!

I am so glad I am not a Republican. G*d, they are weird.

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JohnnyRingo

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:18 AM
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6. Santa's packin'....So you BETTER be good

For goodness sake.

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C_U_L8R

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:36 AM
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8. Check out bizarro Freep-Land

They were arguing over the Pope's Christmas message of peace.
Most Freeps thought the Pope was a wimp.

bwahahahahhahhaha... what assholes.

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Crunchy Frog

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:19 AM
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7. Not really apropos, considering that in Islam

Jesus is recognized and honored as being one of the great prophets. I doubt that even the worst Islamic jihadist would wish to blow up baby Jesus. He'd be at more risk from our own RW "Christian" loonies who dishonor him everyday by using him as a tool for attaining money and power, and promote hatred and violence in his name.

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Aimah

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:38 AM
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9. Should we really be shocked? nt

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Secular Agent Man

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:01 PM
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10. So Santa is going to shoot some bombs with his gun?

Yeah, that'll work. :nuke:

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onehandle

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:19 PM
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11. Being armed with a gun will Always save you.

Like our soldiers in Iraq. Overtrained and armed to the teeth.

They hardly Ever get blown up.

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Mr_Spock

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:24 PM
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12. LOL - amazing the paranoid schizophrenia of these people...

I wish they believed in medication - the world would be a better place.

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Warpy

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:27 PM
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13. Is that Tinky Winky under the tree? Nice touch.

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onehandle

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:32 PM
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14. The "Christmas Terrorist" is holding a pipe bomb in his right hand.

I imagine that the "Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms" would be pretty familiar with pipe bombs. Since it's a popular weapon with domestic terrorists like their own heroes Timothy McVeigh and Eric Rudolph.

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