My Christmas Wish; I want to be a senator. It doesn't Matter what State.

And I would be the greatest Senator in U.S. History.



Because I am a very humble person.
I would staff the office w/ college coeds wearing hot outfits
Because I am not sexist.
I would pass a law that would be give me an Island off S.E. Alaska (rain forests, rainbow trout, salmon, king crab
eagles, sea kayaking, and halibut)
Because I care for the land.
I would get 50 yd line & 40 rows up tickets to Ohio State Football Games
Because I want to connect w/ the people
I would hold winter conferences in Vermont, Idaho, Utah. Colorado, & New Mexico
Because I want to work.
I would staff different offices around D.C. w/ Family, friends, DUers, & lovers (10% kick backs of course)
Because I am a giving person.
I would have a cabin outside of Athens, OH for private parties and paid off local law folks to
keep those prying eyes away when I have my fall in Ohio .... hot tub and wine parties
Because I am all about "the love."
I would make a big show about going to church (although I would have an I pod)
Because my Faith and personal relationship w/ Jesus Christ is very important.
And lastly I would make W's work patten look rigorous
Because I want to serve the people and give back to my country.




I would also have Keith Olbermann as my chief of staff.
and Stephanie :loveya: Miller as spokeswomen.

However I am a little short on funds for the campaign so contributions from all you good
people would help. Cash Only please.

What a cute Bay Air. Merry Christmas, Cuddles. :hug: And I love your "Senatorial" plans. :evilgrin: :rofl:

I bet you I can find you a position on my staff. :rofl:

:eyes: :evilgrin:

Seriously, where'd you find those pix? Can I buy those? I like that one even more than the little necklace! :P

Cuffs seem to rather popular ..... the necklace google I think was from googling "girl handcuffs"

You can also get "cuff love" jewelry for "special places" on a women's body too.