The Duke and Duchess of Crawford ---pix->>>

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President Bush carries Barney while first lady Laura holds Miss Beazley as they head toward Marine One, the presidential helicopetr, Monday, Dec. 26, 2005 in Waco, Texas, for the flight to their Crawford Ranch. (AP Photo/Jerry Larson)

or are the Bushes completely unable to muster any 'likeableness' without holding a dog?

:grr:

the only time they're on the ground seems to be when pResident Klutzoid drops them.



Keith’s Barbeque Central

they would probably run away and never come back.

Wallis Simpson (the Duchess of Windsor,) would not have been caught dead in public without being elegantly dressed, perfectly made up and every hair in place. She was named repeatedly to the international Best Dressed lists.

Julie

and I want them exiled too - can we do that?

make me almost as sick as their owners. Just being held by them makes any cutesy pet thing disappear.

they can't help the fact that they are being used.

:mad:

Do you really think they CHOSE to live with this jerk?


(remember Barney showed NO concern when Bush* supposedly lay unconscious during his little pretzel incident--something no loving dog would do)

around her neck? And those people are giving Scotties a terrible image. It will be decades before they'll be able to overcome the association.

fancy guest bathroom soaps.

offshooting the Potomac or something. I wonder if that is a gift from the tasteless shrub?

Kali's bathsoap reply is hysterical as well.

Chalk up another vacation.

*****Report Card*****

resident Bush

Days absent 989087867123243210989

Days Present 0

Times tardy 0

Recess A -

Lunch A +

Break A

Poochpumping 101 A+

English F -

notes.....Does not get along well with others, smirks, lies, farts, picks nose, chews gum, and sleeps in class, does not pay attention.

Not from the John Cooper Clarke song I would guess
"BEASLEY STREET"

FAR FROM CRAZY PAVEMENTS
...THE TASTE OF SILVER SPOONS
A CLINICAL ARRANGEMENT
...ON A DIRTY AFTERNOON
WHERE THE FECAL GERMS OF MR. FREUD
...ARE RENDERED OBSOLETE
THE LEGAL TERM IS NULL AND VOID
IN THE CASE OF... BEASLEY STREET

IN THE CHEAP SEATS WHERE MURDER BREEDS
SOMEBODY IS OUT OF BREATH
SLEEP IS A LUXURY THEY DON'T NEED
...A SNEAK PREVIEW OF DEATH
BELLADONNA IS YOUR FLOWER
MANSLAUGHTER YOUR MEAT
SPEND A YEAR IN A COUPLE OF HOURS
ON THE EDGE OF BEASLEY STREET

WHERE THE ACTION ISN'T
THAT'S WHERE IT IS
STATE YOUR POSITION
VACANCIES EXIST
IN AN X-CERTIFICATE EXERCISE
EX-SERVICEMEN EXCRETE
KEITH JOSEPH SMILES AND A BABY DIES
IN A BOX ON BEASLEY STREET

FROM THE BOARDING HOUSES AND THE BEDSITS FULL OF
...ACCIDENTS AND FLEAS
SOMEBODY GETS IT
WHERE THE MISSING PERSONS FREEZE
WEARING DEAD MEN'S OVERCOATS
YOU CAN'T SEE THEIR FEET
A RIFF JOINT SHUTS - OPENS UP
RIGHT DOWN ON BEASLEY STREET

CARS COLLIDE, COLOURS CLASH
DISASTER MOVIE STUFF
FOR A MAN WITH THE FU MANCHU MOUSTACHE
REVENGE IS NOT ENOUGH
THERE'S A DEAD CANARY ON A SWIVEL SEAT
THERE'S A RAINBOW IN THE ROAD
MEANWHILE ON BEASLEY STREET
SILENCE IS THE CODE

HOT BENEATH THE COLLAR
...AN INSPECTOR CALLS
WHERE THE PERISHING STINK OF SQUALOR
...IMPREGNATES THE WALLS
THE RATS HAVE ALL GOT RICKETS
THEY SPIT THROUGH BROKEN TEETH
THE NAME OF THE GAME IS NOT CRICKET
CAUGHT OUT ON ...BEASLEY STREET

THE HIPSTER AND HIS HIRED HAT
DRIVE A BORROWED CAR
YELLOW SOCKS AND A PINK CREVAT
NOTHING LA-DI-DAH
O-A-P
MOTHER-TO-BE
WATCH THE THREE-PIECE SUITE
WHEN SHITSTOPPER DRAINS
AND CROCODILE SKIS
ARE SEEN ON ...BEASLEY STREET

THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND
...A ONE-EYED MAN IS KING
BEAUTY PROBLEMS ARE REDEFINED
...THE DOORBELLS DO NOT RING
A LIGHT BULB BURST LIKE A BLISTER
THE ONLY FORM OF HEAT
WHERE A FELLOW SELLS HIS SISTER
...DOWN THE RIVER ON BEASLEY STREET

THE BOYS ARE ON THE WAGON
THE GIRLS ARE ON THE SHELF
THEIR COMMON PROBLEM IS
...THAT THEY'RE NOT SOMEONE ELSE
THE DIRT BLOWS OUT
THE DUST BLOWS IN
YOU CAN'T KEEP IT NEAT
IT'S A FULLY FURNISHED DUSTBIN
...SIXTEEN BEASLEY STREET

VINCE THE AGEING SAVAGE
BETRAYS NO KIND OF LIFE
...BUT THE SMELL OF YESTERDAY'S CABBAGE
AND THE GHOST OF LAST YEAR'S WIFE
THROUGH A CONSTANT HAZE
OF DEODORANT SPRAYS
HE SAYS ...RETREAT
ALSATIANS DOG THE DIRTY DAYS
DOWN THE MIDDLE OF BEASLEY STREET

PEOPLE TURN TO POISON
QUICK AS LAGER TURNS TO PISS
SWEETHEARTS ARE PHYSICALLY SICK
EVERY TIME THEY KISS
IT'S A SOCIOLOGIST'S PARADISE
EACH DAY REPEATS
UNEASY, CHEASY, GREASY, QUEASY
...BEASTLY, BEASLEY STREET

EYES DEAD AS VICIOUS FISH
LOOK AROUND FOR LAUGHS
IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE WISH
I WOULD BE A PHOTOGRAPH
ON A PERMANENT MONDAY MORNING
GET LOST OR FALL ASLEEP
WHEN THE YELLOW CATS ARE YAWNING
AROUND THE BACK OF BEASLEY STREET

LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE

She was the crotchety cafeteria lady, the bete noire of Principal Witherspoon!

Maybe she has been sniffing glue too.

OMG, that is so funny. :D

Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

but I have to credit you with doing one better!

:toast:

and put a scarf on on those windy days. It would help to distract from the ugly necklace too.

Julie

Maybe * made Pickles that necklace out of kindergarten beads! :rofl:

to hillary clinton to wear an outfit like this when she was FL of the WH ... or even now that she is Senator of NY?


so much for the B-ass-holes of Crawford

asshole. no smiling while you re destroying this country and killing countless in defenseless countries like iraq!

Can anyone tell?

that is colored to blend with his natural skin color. Weird.

If he is going on a plane, why would he need a device on his hand?

It's like she drags the hamper up in front of her, opens the lid, and starts grabbing clothes out of it. As soon as she's got a top and some pants, she's got an outfit!

I was fuckin' around with the White House Christmas photo. I made a few changes, and they seem to help.

pointed out, Wallis would not have been improperly dressed, even in the Privy Chamber--and she sure as heck would not have worn brown pants with black boots. Pickles, what possessed you?

She thinks it's hideous.

in a gift shop in China or something. I mean, if Dumbya bought her the Hope diamond--which he can well afford--and she were to wear it, they'd get all nervous... "Oh, no, Pickles... you shouldn't flaunt your jewels before the common people!"

How much more "awwww" mileage can this murderous, treasonous bastard, and his sedated wife, GET out of this cutesy "carry the dogs" bit???!?

I'm so SICK of it!!!