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gulliver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 11:22 PM
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Anyone seen a "Jesus is more like us" post at Freeperville?
I've seen lots of them here with lots of biblical backing. If we aren't seeing any of them over at Free Republic, I guess the matter is closed. Sorry Freeps, you're going to Hell.
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gordianot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 11:33 PM
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1. You can always find the bizarre at that place.
It has been a long time who is to say what Jesus was like (he did have authority issues)? If they are going to heaven/hell I prefer the opposite.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 11:42 PM
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2. I guess it would be something like,
"Jesus kills," or, "Jesus hates," or, "Jesus is stupid," or, "Jesus is a compulsive liar."

It's a hard sell.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 11:44 PM
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3. Jesus is a Redneck Republican ???
Har har har har har !!!!!
Pleeease freeps.. you guys are just tooooo funny!!!!
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bperci108 Donating Member (969 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 11:54 PM
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4. For the Freep-tards...
Someone who lurks there (and doesn't wish to any longer; this is sure to get you booted...) could post this over at Freeptard central:

http://www.liberalslikechrist.org

Should be good for a few meltdowns and denunciations. :rofl:
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 11:56 PM
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5. Only the old joke....
About "without sin casting the first stone"

...and Jesus gets nailed with a pebble above the eye.

He says...

"Dammit, Mom! Cut that out!"
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AndyP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:02 AM
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6. What would Jesus do?
Well first I think he'd go kill some people who didn't worship the same God as him. Then he'd let corrupt heads of companies get away with pilfering the American public. Then he'd spy on people, and admit to it (cuz otherwise it'd be lying).

Yeah, once you think of it, Jesus totally is a Republican. <sarcasm off>
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