Bush Elected President of Iraq - Democratic Underground

meegbear

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Wed Dec-28-05 07:53 AM
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Bush Elected President of Iraq

BAGHDAD—In a vast outpouring of gratitude to the man they call "Our Great Savior From The West," the people of Iraq flooded the polls during yesterday's first free elections, voting overwhelmingly for President George W. Bush as their first democratically elected leader.

Bush, who spent nearly half a trillion dollars of U.S. taxpayer money on his campaign, received a concession call from Abu Musaiya at 11:30 EST last night.

After the Bush landslide was announced on Al-Jazeera, ecstatic crowds chanted in the streets throughout the recently liberated nation: "Hail George Bush, the president of Iraq!"

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43889

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Somawas

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Wed Dec-28-05 07:56 AM
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1. A half trillion would not be a bad deal

if he'd go there and serve, instead of trying to be President for life in both countries.

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FloridaPat

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:05 AM
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2. Oh I wish.

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Hubert Flottz

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:14 AM
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3. They just forgot to reprogram the Diebold machines for Iraq...

The Iraqi people know what to do if the election is rigged!

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