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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:49 PM
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Where's Colmes?
Edited on Sun Oct-26-03 09:50 PM by khephra
If they're a "fair and balanced" network, you'd think Clomes would be on a few of these debates, right?

It just struck me that we don't even get the token Faux liberal on debate nights.

Colmes, you knowing your "place" yet?

(or did I miss him earlier? I'd feel like an idiot if I missed him. )
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:51 PM
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1. "Where's Alan Colmes" - the new wacky series from Fox Family Channel
join Alan Colmes and his eyebrows in an enchanting dose of entertainment that no one in particular raved about because we paid him to...

he was busy storing, filing, and carbon-dating Hannity's lint.
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:53 PM
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3. You may be on to something
Where's Waldo?

I can see a book doing "Where's Alan Colmes?"
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:54 PM
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5. don't get me started, khephra!
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:54 PM
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6. edit - doublepost, doublealan
Edited on Sun Oct-26-03 09:55 PM by thebigidea
Alan Colmes and Alan Colmes star in ALAN COLMES ON THE RUN, a daring new erotic thriller that features more innuendo than you ever thought possible. Guest starring George Kennedy as the Voice of Bad Breath.
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union_maid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:52 PM
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2. I know where he was last night...
Not so sure about tonight, but last night he was doing a book signing. I couldn't go, but got an autographed copy as a gift.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:53 PM
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4. did it come with his own stained tears on the title page?
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robsul82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:55 PM
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7. Oh, he's making some...
...corned beef and boiled mickeys for Hannity.

Mmmmm, corned beef...

Later.

RJS
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TheWebHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:59 PM
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8. colmes is a miserable failure
His own highly rated television show, his own syndicated radio talk show:

Red, White & Liberal : How Left Is Right & Right Is Wrong
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,977



No television show, no syndicated radio talk show:

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right - Al Franken
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 5

Big Lies: The Right-Wing Propaganda Machine and How It Distorts the Truth - Joe Conason
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 68

The Lies of George W. Bush: Mastering the Politics of Deception - David Corn
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 84

Bushwhacked: Life in George W. Bush's America - Molly Ivins, Lou Dubose
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 8
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 10:05 PM
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9. When did Gwen Iffel (sp) of PBS join Faux? I don't watch Faux ever so I
don't know about anthing except what I read here. I didn't know whom any of the moderators were for the debate except Iffel, whom I really have grown to dislike after her "whoring for Bush" on "News Hour."

Did she switch? I haven't even watched PBS "News Hour" in months because of her. But, there she was tonight the "Woodruff of Faux!" :puke:
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