Condi Rice: The Un-Sticker

It's always risky to say this, but...I do believe that is JUST ABOUT the dumbest thing I have ever heard Dubya say.

"She's an unsticker?" What, when he's making toast and a wedge of sourdough gets stuck in the slot, does he call Condi in to get it out for him so he won't accidentally electrocute himself? Or is he saying that when he can't get his head out of the peanut butter jar after he's gone down to the bottom to lick out the very last bits of it, he hits the intercom and gets her in there to pull it off his head? Or does she go around after hours taking all the stickers down off all the interns' cubicles? What the hell kind of a job description is "unsticker"?

More to the point, how can she stand working for this...I don't even know what to call him any more. Toddler? I mean seriously, are we in some remake of *Big,* starring George W. Bush as a child trapped in a man's body?

Un-sticker. Is that like being the un-Cola? I can see the ad campaign now: "Condileeza Rice: When WD-40 Won't Do."

Bleagh,

The Plaid Adder

I have a sick feeling it will become de rigeur to use it in place of "homicide bomber" on FOX. I just hope the disease won't spread.

...he TOPS it.

Congrats on the column, by the way. Since they haven't printed anything of mine in over a year, I am insanely jealous.

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Good one. I think it meets the rules since you didn't start this post. Thanks for the laugh! :evilgrin:

On second thought, is his cock big enough to get stuck in such a used place?

a GREASED TOOTHPICK would have difficulty.

Just my opinion.

Ms. Unsticker is there in case the free-ance and pee-ance become involved with the suiciders because that may cause the lack of food on the family, and we can't have that!

but then again maybe he does. Loves those dippy nicknames, dont'cha know.

it was good!

;)

appointed by little man bushie to guide the reconstruction of Iraq?

Good job girl genius! Our young men and women are still being murdered in Iraq. These are not your children Condileeza. I forget, you don't have any children. You wouldn't want to ruin your size 1 figure.

intelligent woman ,accomplished ,and is one of the few intelligent people that are loyal to him,yet he trivalized her into a joke. she must have been promised alot to be his nanny.

good luck, Condi, after all, it's been there a long time

O'Reilly is so busy criticizing Ludacris about smoking weed! He need to start boycotting "The Shrub" because of the effects alcohol and cocaine can have on the brain!

of toilet paper stuck to my shoe.
Could Condi come by my house and apply her expertise to my dilemma?