Reasons to vote Bush

1) You enjoy being unemployed or underemployed
2) You don't care if you have affordable health insurance for yourself or your parents/children
3) War is not a bad thing. After all, someone else is doing the dirty work, and the bills won't come due until the grandkids are teenagers!
4) Lying and deception in your mind actually mean honor and integrity.
5) Getting an extra $72 in your paychecks each year is worth a deficit that will never get repaid.
6) You like the idea of throwing people out of government subsidized housing because the lazy, mentally or physically disabled don't deserve all those special places to stay.
7) You want less education money going to the schools, and more going to the Army recruiters that have all the students information.
8) You believe it is a fair trade off:
less civil rights for more "security"
9) You only watch Fox News and want NPR and PBS off the air because they are supported by commies.
10) You are a selfish, narcissistic, foolish, dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone other than your own propagandized ass.

and a second term is the best way to guarantee me a ring-side seat at the downfall of civilization.

...to keep the coloreds, women, faggots and immigrants down.
...to make sure foreigners tremble when they see our might.
...to guarantee that at Jesus' name every knee shall bend, or John Ashcroft will know why the hell not.
...to make sure that all change will stop!

Vote Bush -- he saved America from the twin scourges of peace abroad and prosperity at home! There's no telling what he can accomplish if actually elected.

"Vote Bush -- he saved America from the twin scourges of peace abroad and prosperity at home! There's no telling what he can accomplish if actually elected."

And I'd prefer Trent Lott's method for winning the peace in Iraq.


*sarcasm off*

speaking as a bi man

i find prez bush kinda sexy in a weird way

i know i know

i like those straight lace anal retent men

it didn't take.

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

11) You feel that the poorest people in this country don't deserve any sort of financial assistance, but the richest 1% in the country need all the monetary aid they can get.

I call this "Billionaire Welfare."

You've completely given up on this country, and want to see it
destroyed.

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