Dear God! Haley Barbour shook my hand!

Bake

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:01 AM
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Dear God! Haley Barbour shook my hand!

Coming out of my office building in downtown Jackson after work! (I know I'm a little late, but I've been trying to hack my hand off!).

He's out there stumping for votes, grabbed my hand and said, "I could sure use your support." I looked him right in the eye, smiled, and said, "Not in this lifetime!" And I walked on to the parking garage.

Please, Dems, turn out!!

Bake

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Flying_Pig

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:03 AM
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1. Amputate quick!!!

:evilgrin:

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VolcanoJen

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:04 AM
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2. Did you sanitize immediately afterward???

Oh, yuck.

Bake, you poor thing. Must've been uncomfortably weird for you.

:-(

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Bake

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:07 AM
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7. Slimy. Uncomfortably slimy.

I would really have liked to have stood and challenged him on a number of issues, but he was making sure he grabbed EVERYBODY coming out of the building.

Where was Musgrove? Oh, yeah, he's the incumbent. All he has to do is run commercials ...

Bake

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JI7

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:05 AM
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3. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

you don't know where those hands have been. nice response though. i would love to say that to a right winger. i wonder what his face looked like when you said that.

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Bake

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:08 AM
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9. He just kept smiling. He's a pro.

I gotta give him credit for that. He might've been saying "screw you" underneath that smile.

Bake

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BurtWorm

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:05 AM
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4. You didn't waste an opportunity of a lifetime!

Excellent riposte!

:toast:

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illini

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:06 AM
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5. Stick your hand in a public toilet and that should get the stink off.

:smoke:

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leesa

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:06 AM
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6. Nice response. You should have spit on him though.

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peekaloo

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:07 AM
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8. LOL! Nice comeback.

Save the hand, just soak it in disinfectant.

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tedoll78

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:09 AM
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10. Whenever I encounter..

a GOP candidate or volunteer, I make sure to take-up as much time and money of theirs as is possible so that they have less time to devote to other potential supporters. I ask inane questions, I request information materials, etc.

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AWD

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Wed Nov-05-03 12:10 AM
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11. You shoulda stink-palmed him

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