So what's with the color-coded "terra" alerts these days? And just what

karlschneider

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Fri Nov-07-03 09:25 PM
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So what's with the color-coded "terra" alerts these days? And just what

the hell is Tom Ridge and his overpaid bureaucracy actually -doing- about anything?

The Terists broke my goddamn water heater last night and I WANT SOME ACTION!

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patdem

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Fri Nov-07-03 09:34 PM
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1. Gal dern terists are everywhere...we gotta snuf them out..

we got the lectric terists...electricity down
we got the water terists...as you have seen first hand
we got the cargo plane terists...not yet..but just wait
we got the anthrax terists...well we don't 'have' them..but they are there
we got the color coded terists..who knows who, when, what and where they are
we are surrounded by terists...thank god* for bush*?

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DUreader

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Fri Nov-07-03 09:47 PM
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2. They have switched to color-blind Terralerts

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Eroshan

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Fri Nov-07-03 09:58 PM
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3. Bush told ridge

to hold off on the alerts so that the suckers would all jump back into the stock market. Believe that he will pull out the alerts when he feels the left making inroads against the war in iraq. We have been hearing on the news about Al Queda and cargo planes...

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MrPrax

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Fri Nov-07-03 09:59 PM
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4. Brown...as the the color of Shit

as I presumed that the kids in a certain North Carolina school saw in their pants when they got up off the floor after the adults waved guns at them and ensured other adults they weren't terrorists and they were just kids.

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Cleita

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Fri Nov-07-03 10:02 PM
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5. So we got a yellow elevated on the local news tonight.

Al Queda could be coming in on cargo planes and targetting nuclear plants, bridges and dams. :boring:

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DemoTex

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Fri Nov-07-03 10:19 PM
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6. Karl, is that a friend of yours?

If not ...

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karlschneider

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Sat Nov-08-03 09:24 PM
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9. I have never had Gothic relations with that...uh, woman, Ms. Leweirdski!

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eileen from OH

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Sat Nov-08-03 12:11 AM
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7. Well, damn. . .

I heard Tara-ists and I thought it had something to do with that useless Prissy.

Scarlett

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WhoCountsTheVotes

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Sat Nov-08-03 12:44 AM
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8. Tom Ridge was supposed to take down AFSCME

that's all the "Department of Homeland Security" ever was it seems, to create non-union government jobs, but it didn't work to well. They announced right up front not to take Ridge seriously, and no one could contain their laughter at his color coded terrorist "alerts" - what a complete joke.

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