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Bush Resume Quiz
This is the kind of resume that should be a model to all those who ask not what they can do for their country, but what their country can do for them.

Past work experience:
1. Bush ran for congress and
A) lost
B) won

2. Bush produced a Hollywood
A) "B" slasher movie
B) musical
C) political thriller

3. Bush bought an oil company. Which is false?
A) He couldn't find any oil in Texas
B) His company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock
C) He was successful

4. Bush bought the Texas Rangers baseball team.
Which is false?
A) It was a sweetheart deal
B) He got the land using tax-payer money
C) He traded to get Sammy Sosa from the Chicago White Sox.

5. Bush was elected Governor of Texas using
A) his reputation as a concerned environmentalist
B) his reputation as a successful businessman
C) his father's help

Accomplishments:
6. Bush changed pollution laws for power and oil companies.
Which is false?
A) He made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
B) He replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America
C) He cleaned up the environment

7. Bush cut taxes and
A) bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money
B) helped restore fiscal sanity to the state

8. Bush set the record for most executions by
A) any Governor in American history
B) any Governor in Texas history
C) any governor in the 20th century
D) all of the above

9. Which is false?Bush was elected president
A) after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes
B) with the help of his father's appointments to the Supreme Court
C) legitimately

Accomplishments as President:
10. Bush in his first two years
A) spent the surplus
B) bankrupted the treasury
C) shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in history.
D) set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period
E) set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market
F) all of the above

11. Bush was the first president in decades to
A) execute a federal prisoner
B) mimic a prisoner who was on death row
C) spend about 15 minutes reviewing death penalties
D) all of the above

12. Bush is the first president in US history to
A) enter office with a criminal record
B) enter office with a perfectly clean record

13. Bush in his first year in office set the all-time record for
A) most days on vacation by any president in US history
B) most days worked by any president in U.S. history

14. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, Bush presided over
A) the worst security failure in US history
B) the biggest economic boom in US history

15. Bush has set the record for taking
A) the most campaign fund-raising trips by any president in history
B) the fewest campaign fund-raising trips by any president in history

16. In the first two years Bush was in office
A) over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
B) unemployment benefits were cut for more Americans than any president in history
C) the all-time record was set for most foreclosures in a 12 month period
D) he appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in history
E) he set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of television
F) he signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history
G) all of the above

17. During his two years in office, Bush has
A) presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed
B) refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have
C) cut healthcare benefits for war veterans
D) all of the above

18. Bush has the all-time record for worldwide simultaneous street protest for a president:
A) 15 million people
B) 1 million
C) 5 million

19. Bush dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history
A) true
B) false

20. Members of the Bush cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history
A) true
B) false

21. The poorest multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has
A) had an Chevron oil tanker named after her
B) never thought of planes being used as weapons
C) claims to be an expert in Russian affairs
D) all of the above

22. Bush had more states simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States.
A) true
B) false

23. Bush has presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in
A) any market
B) any country
C) history
D) all of the above

24. Bush has:
A) created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States
B) set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases
C) all of the above

25. Bush was the first president in US history to
A) have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission
B) have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board
C) all of the above

26. Bush has :
A) rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant
B) withdrawn from the World Court of Law.
C) refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abided by the Geneva Conventions
D) refused United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections)
E) all of the above

27. Bush as a candidate
A) is the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
B) had his biggest life-time campaign contributor preside over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
C) spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history
D) all of the above

28. Bush is the first president in US history to
A) unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community
B) to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
C) to establish a secret shadow government
D) turn world sympathy for the US after 911 in less than a year to the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history)
E) to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
F) to cause South Korea to be threatened more by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
G) all of the above

29. The Bush policy of 'disengagement' created the
A) most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
B) the best Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

30. Bush changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to
A) be awarded government contracts
B) resume their illegal activities
C) vote

31. Bush set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by
A) not selling their investments in corporations bidding for government contracts
B) lying under oath
C) all of the above

32. Bush failed to
A) fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'
B) to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder Democratic leaders
C) all of the above

33. In the 18 months following 911 Bush has
A) prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States
B) removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history
C) created the most divided US since the Civil War
D) all of the above

34. Bush entered office with the strongest economy in US history and
A) greatly increased unemployment
B) the stock market declined over 30%
C) the Clinton surplus turned to massive deficits
D) all of the above

Records and References:
35. Which are true about Bush?
A) He has at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
B) His Texas driving record has been erased and is not available.
C) He was AWOL from National Guard
D) He deserted the military during a time of war
E) He refused to take drug test
F) He has refused to answer any questions about drug use
G) all of the above

36. Which Bush records have been sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view?
A) as governor of Texas were sent to his fathers library
B) records of any SEC investigations into insider trading or bankrupt companies
C) minutes of meetings for any public corporation in which he served on the board
D) Any records or minutes from meetings he or VP Cheney attended regarding public energy policy
E) all of the above

37. Bush personal references are
A) George Bush Sr.
B) James Baker III
C) Bin Laden family
D) Saudi Royalty
E) SCOTUS
F) Ken Lay
G) all of the above

I don't doubt your intentions... but that quiz is barely grammatical, let alone comprehensible, and it really wouldn't make any effect on anyone who doesn't believe whacked-out conspiracy theories. Heck, even most liberals don't believe Bush let it happen on purpose.

eh?

or would you care to answer the many questions regarding what DID NOT happen that day let alone happend.

you can start with S.O.P.

:hi:

peace

Specifics, please..

Perhaps it not comprehensible to you. If so, I can provide a more elementary quiz.

and I'm no conspiracy theorist; I didn't see anything like that in it.

The only grammatical error I can see is the extra 'to' in 32B - only worth correcting if you're submitting it for publication somewhere.

I'd take issue with "rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant" - maybe "tried to render the United Nations irrelevant".

What's the answer to 2? I'd assume (a), since that's most embarrassing, but I'd never heard about him having anything to do with movies at all.

And of course it's long - Bush has done so many things wrong.

I'd love to read your answers to that quiz.

Better still, take it yourself...if you dare.

Dang that is a long test.

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I like it

is a very long test.Ahe'ee Nehemah

And fewer than four words per page.

Good jumpin jehosiva! I need medical attention.............. ahhhhhhhh.

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It is really scary to see all of the things this idiot has done in 3 short years.

It's going to take a hell of alot longer to undo the damage he has wrought upon this country.

I dare you. DU dares you.

Just try to spin this quiz.

Well, take this test on the life of your AWOL leader.

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