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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 04:49 PM
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After What Is Going On In The Senate. HOT Damn I Am So GLAD To Be
A Democrat. You Could Pay Me A Billion Dollars And I Would NOT Vote
(R). NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER. :-(
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 04:52 PM
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1. OK, I'm not that ethical. You can have my vote for $1 million.
Maybe less, depending on the office and the state. If you're Tom Tancredo and you want my vote, I'll sell it to you for $10,000 because you're going to win by 20% anyway. Of course, since I'm not in your district, I'd have to charge you $1 billion, cash, up front please.
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Lefta Dissenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:02 PM
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2. have you noticed
that even if you don't know who's talking when you turn on the tube
you can tell within less than 5 seconds if it's a R or a D:

Mean/compassionate
sleazy/honorable
slimy, snaky looking people/good looking real people
greedy/generous
rude/polite
you want to drown them/you want to hug them
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