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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:05 PM
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Name This Conservative Pundit!
Okay, okay, okay, I've lurked long enough, about three months, and I've made the minimum number of replies to other posts to start a new topic with a bang.

This one is based on some particularly juicy gossip making the rounbds among Beltway press whores.

Guess which notorious conservative pundit is ducking a paternity test?

I'll provide one clue: he's known to keep his dating habits in the family...
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:08 PM
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1. I give up.
who?
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Mistress Quickly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:09 PM
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3. I will bet a play on the posters name is his name n/t
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waywest Donating Member (457 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:09 PM
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2. John Fund?
By your hint...
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:11 PM
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4. Ann Coulter?
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BigBigBigBear Donating Member (212 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:30 PM
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12. Am I the only one who got this ???
lol !!!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:09 PM
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21. Finally. Thank you.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm losing my touch, or my mind.

Luckily, it's neither. Hopefully.
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:30 PM
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13. Coulter?
Couldn't they just test the afterbirth, or the umbilacal cord for DNA? Unless she ate it, of course.
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:06 PM
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19. Not Ann the Man
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 04:07 PM by KnuteThingrich
But picture in your mind the baby she and Kathleen Parker would have! Gangly AND stupid!
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:06 PM
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20. On second thought
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 04:08 PM by KnuteThingrich
That's not a pretty picture to visualise. Unless you want to lost youe appetite and stay as alluringly (ecch) thin as Mr. Coulter.
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LittleApple81 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:11 PM
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5. Ginrich? n/t
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:12 PM
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6. Jonah Goldberg....but, wait a minute, he pays for sex.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:12 PM
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7. William Buckley III
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:20 PM
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8. O'Reilly?
Hannity? Scarborough? Carlson? Novak? Limbaugh? Boortz? George Will?

Someone who had an affair with his s-i-l...Oh, hell. I give up.
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Mistress Quickly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:26 PM
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9. So, are you going to tell us?
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:27 PM
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10. Dickie Scaife?
Dickie Scaife?

Hey, come on! Your clue is TOO HARD! (no pun intended.)
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:28 PM
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11. No wait, don't tell us yet
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 03:29 PM by La_Serpiente
Charles Krauthammer?

Jonah Goldberg?

Oliver North?

Larry Kudlow?

Mike Adams?
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NoKingGeorge Donating Member (442 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:31 PM
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14. Tucker ??
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 03:33 PM by NoKingGeorge
Although i believe Nofacts(tolerates Traitors in Government)dated his Mom for awhile.
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:32 PM
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15. You Guys Aren't Falling For This, Are You?
10 to 1 the "answer" is one of our guys.
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:58 PM
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16. Clue
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 04:00 PM by KnuteThingrich
The woman in question lives in (as of next Monday) Neue-Ôsterreich-am-den-Pazifik. The man in question lives on the Eastern Seaborad in an apartment that has been reported to be a Bachelor Home Companion nightmare.
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karlschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:39 PM
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34. OOOO,,,it's P.J.? I -used- to like him back in the 70s...
:D
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:45 PM
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37. Nope, not PJ
But this pundit reportedly has an apartment so disgusting, so gross, so egregious it would be worthy of being a set for The Ren and Stimpy Show. He should forget about a Queer Eye makeover and settle for a PJ "bachelor Home Companion" redecoration at best.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 09:00 PM
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57. Nader?
n/t
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 03:58 PM
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17. Clue
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 04:32 PM by KnuteThingrich
Oops! Hit "Post" twice. I am a total klutz.

So here's another: no, it's not Tucker Carlson. At least Carlson is a college graduate.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:01 PM
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18. Col. Mustard in the Library with the Revolver.
Right?
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:36 PM
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22. A fourth clue
He can feel Monica Lewinsky's pain, although in his case he should have never wronged a woman who lived ina "one-party consent" state!
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Mistress Quickly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:39 PM
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23. conservative pundit?
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:40 PM
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24. Hmm. You wouldn't just be wasting our time, would you?
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IranianDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:59 PM
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30. huh?
?
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:41 PM
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25. No Way!
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 04:44 PM by louis-t
not Kenny boy Starr? Oh, wait a minute, he might be saying Clinton. Jeez, I'm SO CONFUSED!
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maggiemay Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:50 PM
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26. Argh!
This is annoying as all hell.
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Vadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:52 PM
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27. I've got it! George Will! ....
Nah, never mind, he only dates baseball players. (teehee)
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maggiemay Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:56 PM
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28. Is George Will Gay?
I'm new here, fill me in...
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Vadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 04:58 PM
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29. No, it was a joke, only....eom
:kick:
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democratreformed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:20 PM
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31. Waah!
I wanna know the answer.
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:25 PM
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32. Zell Miller?
What's the answer?
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:27 PM
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33. Come on
Knutethingrich! I can't take it anymore!

"A Notoriuos Conservative Pundit" Hmmmmm? You mean no one has guessed him yet?
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:42 PM
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35. "You mean no one has guessed him yet?"
That would be telling. I promise an answer late tonight or early tomorrow, and I will give one last clue: he has an arrest record.
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karlschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:44 PM
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36. I was wrong? (post 34)?
hmmmmmm
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:47 PM
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39. It's not O'Rourke
Does he have an arrest record? let's hope it did not happen during one of his Holidays in Hell (one of the only books by a conservative that I actually enjoyed reading).
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:47 PM
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41. Yeah. He has a 'colourful' left-wing past. I wouldn't be surprised
to see an arrest in there.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 07:23 PM
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43. Tomorrow just isn't a possiblitity!
You HAVE to tell us tonight! Ok, how about at midnight, eastern time? huh? Whataya say? Hmmm? Be a sport. k?

At least give us an initial. First name, last name intial?
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ThorsteinVeblen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:46 PM
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38. Ollie?
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onecitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 05:47 PM
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40. Why all the guessing?
If you know something TELL US!! Otherwise this is just torture!
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ThorsteinVeblen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 06:06 PM
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42. (w)Horowitz?
Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 06:07 PM by ThorsteinVeblen
tell us...tell us...

I haven't been this excited since the Paris Hilton sex video yesterday.
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kyrasdad Donating Member (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 07:47 PM
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46. yeeech... just the thought of Horowitz having sex is disgusting
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West Coast Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 07:30 PM
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44. It's John Fund
Will I get a prize if I'm right?
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 07:39 PM
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45. Does he have a police record? n/t
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Vadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 07:53 PM
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47. Chris Hitchens! I was wondering why we hadn't seen his mug
on the telly for several weeks. If his apartment looks like he does when he goes on TV, it has to be him.
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karlschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 07:55 PM
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48. I dunno, he was on Hardball 2 minutes ago....
:eyes:
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Vadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:06 PM
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49. Oh well. I missed it; I haven't seen him on TV for a while. eom
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:40 PM
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51. got to be John Fund
lives in New Jersey.....searching HD right now for his address/phone#, available online

sex with mom/daughter-babysitter, etc.

got the daughter pregnant

very old news

will pull up great website on this ASAP
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:47 PM
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53. You're kidding
right? He had sex with his MOTHER??? His MOTHER??!!!! DAUGHTER???? and babysitter???

He's still employed and NOT in JAIL??? AND the republicans just love him to death, don't they? That is sick. They are such hypocrites!
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Vadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:38 PM
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50. Dick Morris?
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:41 PM
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52. It had to be Drudge.
eom
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:48 PM
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54. Nope.
He's gay.
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:52 PM
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55. you be the judge

who do you believe

here,

from Fund's own site


From the Desk of John H. Fund

Some of you may have heard about accusations that I engaged in domestic violence against a woman whom I had foolishly allowed to stay at my apartment when she ran into financial and other problems and had nowhere else to go in late 2001. These accusations and many others made by that same woman over the last four years are false. Under advice of counsel, I made no effort to defend myself publicly for many months while the authorities had an opportunity to examine the record and decide whether to prosecute. Since the charges were dropped last year, I am making available several documents which I believe will establish my innocence.

It is true that I had a short romance in 1999 with the then-31-year-old woman in question, who now admits to having been diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I paid a steep price for that profound error in judgment. There has been no intimate relationship between us since that time, although I foolishly attempted to be on cordial terms with her in order to smooth over her wrath.

I deeply regret that some female friends and acquaintances of mine were harassed without mercy on account of this woman's perception of my relationship to them, well-founded or imagined. Thanks go to all the friends and loved ones who have stood by me during this ordeal. You know who you are.

Sincerely yours,
John Fund

now, for some fun

from ruthlesspeople.com

"Did I kiss and touch her breasts? Absolutely"

tapes, police records, and much much more.

well worth the trip

http://66.40.219.154/tapes.html

even if it isn't Fund, who cares? this needs to be aired every time that foul creature has the audacity to perch his pants on TV
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JaneQPublic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 08:59 PM
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56. Rush? (n/t)
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LeftofU Donating Member (421 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 09:01 PM
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58. John Ashcroft? He looks the type.
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KnuteThingrich Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-03 09:58 PM
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59. [Cue the drum roll] The answer is
waywest, XanthaS and buycitgo all figured it out.

The answer is John Fund. That lovable Libertarian Lothario is ducking a paternity test. Is he a daddy? Why wouldn't he want to know? Look for details to break soon, and not from Egg Man Matt.

Breaking hard, and breaking only on DU.
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-15-03 02:07 AM
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60. but........
....what is the name of the child for which paternity ID is sought?

I was told a couple of years ago by someone close to the Pillsbury matter that Fund paternity of a child was suspected. An older child. That was the talk, at least.
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-15-03 03:16 AM
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61. Send him over
to Jerry Springer's show.

The word hypocrite doesn't begin to describe these freaks. No wonder they were all in love with Arnold Schrewryazga (however the hell you spell the gropenator's last name).
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