Dear UK DUers--Please Protest Bush!

Dear UK DUer,

I lived in the UK for a while, and think it's a wondeful place; it's hard not to have affection for it.

So I hope I'm not remiss in asking that Britain do a favor for a friend, a nation in need. Please do everything you can to embarass, distrupt, and bother that lying bum Bush while he's stinking up Blighty.

Encourage your MP to badger him, if possible. Discourage your MP from being polite to him.

Write letters to the editor. Post photos. Get drunk and yell. Have a good time, but make this a miserable meeting. Every negative blip that shows up on our crap broadcast media helps! (Our print media is so-so as far as it goes, but broadcast is abysmal.) If this trip can drop him a half-point in the poll, that could mean the difference between victory and defeat next November.

Thank you!