Late Night Humor...

"The UN nuclear watchdog group said in a confidential report Monday that it has found no evidence of an atomic bomb program in Iran, leaving the U.S. no choice but to attack." —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

"On Sunday, Al Gore called for the repeal of the U.S. Patriot Act and accused President Bush's administration of undermining civil liberties and exploiting public fears about terrorism. And then, as always, the cashier nodded and gave him his Big Mac." —Tina Fey

"The Bush administration announced that it is starting its own news channel in Iraq so they can deliver the administration's point of view without any interference. Not surprisingly they are gonna call it the Fox News Network." —Conan O'Brien