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peabody71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 08:39 AM
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I demand to know where the Hell Cheney always is!
In a bunker? At Haliburtons secret headquarters.
On the Beach. What the fuck is his job anyway? He makes some 200K a year to just go around and campaign.
It's an Outrage!
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Stoic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 08:40 AM
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1. He slips back down to Hell.
Edited on Sun Jul-27-03 08:42 AM by Stoic
You think VP is his only job?
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 08:46 AM
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2. Usually at an undisclosed fund raiser.
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LiberalLibra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 08:47 AM
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3. He's in a "secured location" trying to find ways to keep dufus boy....
....from making an even bigger fool of himself every time he opens his mouth.

sarcasm off

In all seriousness, Cheney is the driving force behind this misadministration and of course he's always checking those oil well maps to figure out where our young people will have to go next to meet their untimely fates.
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Chicagonian Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 08:50 AM
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4. Rolling around naked on a big pile of money...
laughing his fat pasty white ass off.
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teryang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:19 AM
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5. He's the ombudsman for corporate oil and defense
he moves the pins on the map, and steams open "sealed bids."
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revcarol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:20 AM
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6. Down in the bowels of the CIA,
"fixing our intelligence.<pun intended>
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