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Stoic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 09:55 AM
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"Caught Saddam!"(TM)
Hallelujah! Saddam Caught!

Global Warming reversed!
Economy rebounds!
Massive jobs creation reversal!
Global terrorist threat disappears!
Liberals commit mass suicide!
Foreigners genuflect before manly Bush!
Democratic candidates retire from presidential race, recognize Bush's godlike qualities!

Hundreds of U.S. troops and thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians are dead and billions poured down the rabbit hole but it was well worth it now that we "Caught Saddam!"(TM).


"Caught Saddam!" is a register trademark (TM) of the Republican Party and George W. Bush. Any use without the express permission of the trademark owners is forbidden. Under penalty of imprisonment, without benefit of a lawyer or legal recourse, in the Guantanamo tiger cage of their choice.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 09:57 AM
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1. Puh-LEASE.
You underestimate those of us who think the capture was a good thing. Do we think it is a solution to all the world's ills? HELL NO.

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Stoic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 10:01 AM
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4. I meant...
only to comment on the new theme that will be trumpted by the fawning media and Bush apologists.


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mvpel Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 11:00 AM
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7. Who said anything about it being "a solution to all the world's ills?"
I haven't seen anyone say that, except maybe the Iraqis dancing in the streets and issuing celebratory blasts from their machine guns into the air.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 09:59 AM
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2. not to be confused with "Caught Osama!" (TM)
a registered trademark of BigFuckup, Inc.

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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 10:00 AM
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3. ROFLOL
BigIdea, what would do without you.

Laugh a lot less, I guess.


Cher
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CWebster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 10:01 AM
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5. HA!
nice. ;-)
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mvpel Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 10:59 AM
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6. Millions of Iraqi citizens living in freedom is not a "rabbit hole"
Have you seen the photos of the mass graves that have been discovered in Iraq by coalition troops? Have you seen the photos of infants slaughtered in the arms of their mothers in Halabja, where Saddam gassed 5,000 Kurds to death in 1988? Have you seen the videos of soldiers and civilians being tortured and murdered in various grisly ways? Did you read of the Iraqis coming out of their hiding places inside the walls of buildings, upon the victory of Coalition troops, where they'd spent years of their lives evading the death warrants of Saddam's regime?

You claim to be concerned about the deaths of "thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians," a questionable claim to begin with, but your opposition to the liberation of Iraq means that you are comfortable with tens or hundreds of thousands of dead innocent Iraqi civilians at the hands of Saddam's regime over the next however many years he would have sustained his relentless brutality and oppression.

Do you really care about Iraqi civilians, or are you just pissed because it's a Republican who carried out Martin Sheen's/Democratic President Bartlett's words in episode 3 of the first season of "The West Wing," to wit:

What is the virtue of a proportional response? ... I am suggesting, General, that you, and Admiral Fitzwallace, and Secretary Hutchinson, and the rest of the national security team take the next sixty minutes and put together an American response scenario that doesn't make me think we are just docking somebody's damn allowance!

...Did you know that two thousand years ago a Roman citizen could walk across the face of the known world free of the fear of molestation? He could walk across the earth unharmed, cloaked only in the words "Civis Romanis" I am a Roman citizen. So great was the retribution of Rome, universally understood as certain, should any harm befall even one of its citizens. Where was Morris' protection, or anyone else on that plane? Where is the retribution for the families and where is the warning to the rest of the world that Americans shall walk this earth unharmed, lest the clenched fist of the most mighty military force in the history of mankind comes crashing down on your house!? In otherwords, Leo, what the hell are we doing here?

Leo was wrong in his response to President Bartlett. The clenched fist of the most mighty military force in the history of mankind came crashing down on the house of Saddam Hussein, and has not only deterred, but utterly destroyed his ability to threaten his neighboring nations, the citizens of Iraq, and the people of the United States. Just look at that man who was once a swaggering, sadistic dictator but who is now a broken-down old man stinking from months spent hiding in a hole in the ground, and tell me otherwise.

Count up the number of successful large-scale terrorist attacks on American interests since 9/11 (the ringleader of which apparently trained in Iraq in June of 2001), and tell me that there has been no deterrence.

I don't agree with President Bush on quite a number of things, but the liberation of Iraq is not one of them.
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