* to have MRI on his knees - Democratic Underground

southerngirlwriter

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Thu Dec-18-03 03:02 AM
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* to have MRI on his knees

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap20031218_129.html

Must be nice to get the best medical care on the planet. Some of us need an MRI but will never get one for REAL PROBLEMS -- reasons other than pain while jogging -- at the age of Fifty-Freaking-Seven, for the love of God!

"Doctor, I'm 57 years old and work out for two hours a day. My knees hurt some. What do you think the problem might be?"

"Your body is aging, if not your intellect. That'll be $3,000."

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu Dec-18-03 03:07 AM
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1. If he'd get off his knees where his corporate masters are concerned

maybe he would have some knees left...not to mention some lips! Where the hell are his lips???

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Andy_Stephenson

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Thu Dec-18-03 04:35 AM
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5. On....

Victor Ashe's penis?

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Wwagsthedog

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Thu Dec-18-03 03:13 AM
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2. On his knees?

I didn't know that dim bulb was a Clinton intern.

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bitchkitty

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Thu Dec-18-03 03:17 AM
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4. I didn't know that anyone

besides republicans made those stupid jokes.

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Cronus Protagonist

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Thu Dec-18-03 03:17 AM
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3. Oh! Monica Lewinsky changed her name to Monica Randi Ingester?

Just wondering...

"Terminate Governor Gangbang" Buttons, Stickers & Magnets

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LosinIt

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Thu Dec-18-03 04:49 AM
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6. Makes Sense if MRI is Many Rectal Invasions

or maybe Mass Republican Incursions
Mouth Ramming Incessantly????

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ElsewheresDaughter

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Thu Dec-18-03 10:00 AM
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7. * blew his knees out from so many blowjobs performed on KennyBoy

and other corporate cronies...damaged his meniscus's and grew massive caluses

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