Bush has MRI on his knees - Democratic Underground

Killarney

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Thu Dec-18-03 11:42 AM
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Bush has MRI on his knees

There has to be a joke in here somewhere. Hmm... sore knees... hmm...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&ncid=564&e=2&u=/nm/20031218/ts_nm/bush_dc
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush (news - web sites) on Thursday began an MRI scan to study knee pain that has forced him to cut back on his regular running workouts.

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rustydog

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Thu Dec-18-03 11:45 AM
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1. No it is true!

Apparently the ligaments that run alongside the knees have been severely strained because of the intense pressure exerted by the awkward angle Bush is in due to constantly having his head stuck up his ass.

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Killarney

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Thu Dec-18-03 11:45 AM
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2. LOL!!!!!

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Kahuna

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Thu Dec-18-03 12:18 PM
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3. Knowing how the bushistas lie, it's probably not his knees..

they're probably examining his head to try to find a brain. :7

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rock

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Thu Dec-18-03 12:34 PM
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8. Of course with bushsucks* maybe

the knees are the best spot to look for brains. (Ya see, because there ain't any in his head!)

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OneBlueSky

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Thu Dec-18-03 12:20 PM
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4. "Due to a very painful problem with my knee, I shall not seek . . .

nor shall I accept the nomination of my party for another term as your president." . . .

ahhhh . . . one can dream, can't one? . . .

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sable302

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Thu Dec-18-03 12:24 PM
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5. Bush is 'Weak in the Knees'

that was just too easy.

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Tierra_y_Libertad

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Thu Dec-18-03 12:25 PM
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6. Well, let's hope it's nothing trivial.

The devil made me say it.

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Kolesar

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Thu Dec-18-03 12:31 PM
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7. ...still trying to find those Weapons of Mass Destruction....eom

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EMAN51

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Thu Dec-18-03 12:37 PM
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9. They also took xrays of his head and found nothing.

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