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Christian73 Donating Member (122 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:18 AM
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Anne Coulter Sighting!!!
I was taking the 6 train from work yesterday to do some shopping and who gets on the train at East 28th Street and sits directly across from in her ankle length fur coat, but Anne-F--king-Coulter!

I almost exploded.

I just wanted to say, "Excuse me, you intellectually vacuous whore! You Eva Braun in an ankle length fur coat! You vicious, petty, SS, Bush-Cheney Junta loving son of bitch, bastard!" But how does one just verbally attack someone they've never met? Plus, I'd probably have been arrested.

Now I feel empty and like I've passed up the chance of a lifetime.x(
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Redleg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:20 AM
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1. Ask Anne to show you her adam's apple.
That shouldn't offend too much.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:21 AM
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2. You passed on the opportunity to lower yourself
Good for you. She is a typical fascist conservative who only listens to those who praise and agree with her. You opted correctly to save the energy.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:21 AM
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3. I'm not a fan of PETA
but in this cause I wish they were there with a bucket of paint.
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pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:24 AM
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4. It must have been a terrifying sight!
You probably need a stiff drink to recover! :-)
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:25 AM
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5. I wouldn't have been able to control myself...
I would've torn her a new one. Your verbal attack (albeit only an internal monologue) would've been pricess, though! :thumbsup:
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wwwunspunmediaorg Donating Member (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:30 AM
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6. dang...
Kinda like when I went to Bill Frist's reception in October for former Doctors and patients of his, and I asked his advisor in front of the whole group why Frist wanted the United States to create a new class of nuclear weapons. You should have told Ann that you were a New-York-Times reading, America-hating, Muslim-loving, communist and seen what she did.
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Nomad559 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:31 AM
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7. I never would have passed up that chance to .....
I definitely would have been arrested. :evilgrin:
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:35 AM
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8. Don't feel bad
Not everyone is comfortable making scenes.

Besides, she would wind up writing about the incident as proof that "liberals are violent and insane", get the last word and how would you feel then?

Anyway, you know the motto: Never argue with crazy people. ;)
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eileen from OH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:39 AM
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9. Nah, don't feel empty
You are a better for it.

I would have said, just as either of you were getting off. . . "'Scuse me, Ms. Coulter, just want to say that I'm a Democrat and a liberal and I DON'T hate my country or anyone in it. But I'm willing to make an exception in your case."

eileen from OH
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:41 AM
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10. I don't understand. I thought she had big bucks.
Can't she afford a taxi? Or doesn't she own a car?
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:44 AM
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21. yeah
and why would she DEIGN to use a SOCIALISTIC mode of transportation???
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DavidMS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:42 AM
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11. I couldn't do it...
but I would love to invite her to my favorate bar and play "Socratic question hour (making her look like a fool)."

IRL, I would have just bit my toung and thanked God that she is not in our camp.
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legin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:53 AM
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12. My guess would be that she is verbally attacked quite often
so she has had plenty of opportunity to rehearse her replies.

So you would have probably got a whole load of zingers back in reply from her.
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legin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:15 AM
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14. Chances are too
that there would be a couple of freepers on the train too.

So you would get an ear full from them too.

Possibly better to use the distracted half-wit approach:

"Hey don't I know you. I've seen you on television. You're Ann Coulter aren't you. Wow can I have your autograph. (pause) Wait a minute I can't stand you. Forget it. Sorry long day at work (shrug)".
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:12 AM
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13. I would have thought have saying --
"So Ann, how is that some lucky man hasn't snapped up a darling little woman like you? Of course, you re only 41, er, 43, so there's still time!"

But I really would have just looked mock-appalled and said humorously as I left, "I guess they let ANYONE on these trains."
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:26 AM
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15. I'm sort of passive--aggressive and
as I walked passed her I would have pretended to sneeze and turned my head and sneezed on her, with extra spittle .... and then winked O8)
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:27 AM
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16. Hmm..spilling a latte on her coat
when you hit a corner might have been fun. :evilgrin:
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Tripper11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:27 AM
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17. I would have winked at her/him and said with a sly grin....
it's all an act isn't...nobody can act as crazy and insane as you without having been fully commited, right???
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:29 AM
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18. I actually saw her in person once too
at a restaurant on the Upper East Side. Unfortunately, I was with a client and couldn't go up to her and toss some ice water in her face.
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Military Brat Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:32 AM
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19. Ankle-length fur coat? You mean dressed sort of like a hooker?
Why didn't you just ask her how much she got paid for doing tricks?
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:42 AM
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20. Or you could have said loudly,
"What a nice coat! I saw it at The Limited out at the mall! What kind of fur is that, it looks kind of like my guinea pig!"
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:51 AM
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22. Better still...
Tell her, publicly, that you agree with all her positions... play the full freeper for her, and then repeat her positions, LOUDLY, in such a way as to make them look as insane as possible (easy to do). Don't let her back down or soft peddle any of them...
I forget what the technique is called, but it's used in debate teams.
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legin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:58 AM
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23. She's armed too
there is no way a very famous/infamous cow like that would walk around without a gun.

Martina Navratalova used to carry one, I believe.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 12:08 PM
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24. Are you okay??
Check yourself for rashes. Better yet, make sure your IQ is in tact...she's known to bring out the stupid in people.

Have a virtual drink on me for what you had to go through. :beer:
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 12:37 PM
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25. I'd have............
stealthily spit on her fur coat when she was getting off. Oh.......I don't think Ann ever gets off, does she?
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 12:50 PM
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26. too bad you didn't happen to have
a can of hot gooey tar to "accidentally spill" on her.

Dontcha hate that? I hate that.

Julie
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 12:58 PM
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27. Shoulda moved while giving her the LOOK
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knight_of_the_star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 01:43 PM
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28. Oooh!
I would have been too tempted to ask her, "Excuse me, but where did you get your sexual re-assignment surgery?"
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PaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 02:17 PM
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29. You mean you didn't
say anything to her? If you were looking at her, she probably felt like a million or did she think no one recognized her..A long coat, huh, were you able to see her legs--were they legs of a man? What about her hands? I still say it's a HE.
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veracity Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 02:32 PM
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30. This sighting is even BETTER!!!!!
http://cards.tvnewslies.org
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