DUers: I beg you, please be vigilant. If you see anything suspicious,

please do your fellow Americans a favor and promptly report it.

If you hear any chatter on your cell phones, report it.
If you notice anyone dark complected at the airport, report it.
If you see someone at the Mall carrying a bag who appears nervous, report it.

If you know anyone doing business with Bin Laden, report it.
If you know anyone doing business with the Saudi's, report it.
If you know anyone who has done prior business with Saddam, report it.

If you know anyone who has ignored Hart-Rudman, report it.

You can be sure the FAA will respond promptly to any hijacking.
You can be sure the FBI is processing warnings from their field agents, and passing those warnings on to those at the highest levels.

If you know anyone planning to protest and who will not watch what they say, report it.

If you have an annoying neighbor who is anti-war and who you would like to send to Guantanamo, report it.

The elevation of the threat level is designed to protect you, not to scare you. There is a constant need to keep us all on alert, even though this means that increasing the threat level may scare us.

By staying vigilant, and appreciating the threat, we will focus on the cause of our fear, and not on secondary matters such as Halliburton, 9/11, Iraq WMD, tax cuts, deficits, health care, global warming and the loss of jobs.

Where did I put that Prozac...?

...."It's all Bush! It's all Bush! It's all Bush!"

Should I report it or just return it for a refund? :shrug: :evilgrin:

General Rove has been alerted.

All DUers should wait in surrender position outside their front doors.

You will be collected within the hour.

Soylent Green is people.

I heard someone from gov't talking about the threat to the "homeland". Must have used the word three times. The use of that word makes me ill. I guess we are no longer a country - certainly not the country of years past.

Zig heil! :(

now that you mention it, why use the term 'homeland' anyway...

national security didn't apply???

nuf said

You could be describing my s/o. Ummm, thanks for the heads-up...:eyes:

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that would be Ridge's BS press conference.

this is distraction because the Kurds are pissing all over King George's VICTORY over SH.

happy holidays from the anti-christ

I'd say it was cool, but it's just a bit too scary to say that...

in the Lounge to create an EVIL bush portrait

that's my first attempt. may do another this afternoon...

Im an enemy of the state..

getting amessage that the 20meg limit is exceeded...did the bad guys shut ya down???

one love
spike

I only get 20 megs of Bandwidth a day..It will be back tomarrow.
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flown by people we don't know? I can't seem to keep my paranoias straight anymore.

This week's paranoia is "dark complected at the airport"... :P

I am soooo behind the times.

I think I heard him say sumpin derogatory about Bush.

with duct tape?

Yeah, Zeig Heil!

That Indian-looking guy at the "Starvin' Marvin" asked me if I wanted a "slush puppy" and I just shrieked and ran...

And my dog's bark is sounding strangely, um, "arabic..."

Mommy!

Hold me!

for my car....report me..please?

Each time we meet..."

*thptptptptptptptptpt* :P

Lordy...

...Nope. Nuthin' under that cow. I'll try the next one.

Actually, there's a lot out there. I'll have to get back to you.

I don't care what the Bush Administration says. I feel a lot safer now that Saddam has been captured.

:grr: :eyes:
:puke:

I bet you feel safer already!

He was stopped and searched in the Los Angeles airport 2 years ago while wearing this country's uniform! Mr. Asscraft has NOT mellowed with age, either. :scared:

:kick:

If you see anything suspicious report. Thinks for reminding us.

If you see anything suspicious report. Thinks for reminding us.

My neighbor is Asian Indian (not native Indian) and I swear his dog howls at the moon a certain time everyday in the morning and at night. I think the dog may be sending signals to others to attack us.:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

LOL Well said!

I saw Colonel Mustard in the parlor with a candlestick! And he looked *really* nervous!