Okay everybody, don't leave home without your almanac

Walt Starr

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Mon Dec-29-03 05:46 PM
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Okay everybody, don't leave home without your almanac

Edited on Mon Dec-29-03 05:47 PM by Walt Starr

Make sure to annotate it with special symbols for your planting schedule. You can never be too sure of how you're doing your herb garden this year!

The blathering stupidity this post is based upon is located here:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/29/national1426EST0580.DTL&type=printable

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LuminousX

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Mon Dec-29-03 05:49 PM
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1. Almanacs are a threat

They are information. Information is dangerous. Only licensed people should have information.

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nadinbrzezinski

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Mon Dec-29-03 05:58 PM
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2. Ignorance is strength

War is peace

And remember, BIG BROTHER loves you

Now we break for our half hour of HATE.

Fade to an image of Goldstein...

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radwriter0555

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Mon Dec-29-03 06:00 PM
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3. Friend of mine bought one for his mom. She's 82. Think she's a knitting

bomber?

Or a crocheting bomber?

Will attack with knitting needles?

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radwriter0555

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Mon Dec-29-03 06:01 PM
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4. We should keep a look out for those folks with Thomas Bros Map books

too, since they have information about ROADS, and HIGHWAYS and waterways.

And airports.

And public parks and buildings.

Remember, in gop speak, information is the ENEMY.

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MrMonk

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Mon Dec-29-03 06:23 PM
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5. Too much to remember

First, it was clean underwear.
Then, my towel.
Next, my trousers.
Now, my almanac.

When will this horror end?

Oh, also remember to trim my beard, stay out of the sun, eat pork when in public, and drink plenty of alcohol.

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