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barbaraann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:12 PM
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Another sign Bush will lose (amazon bestseller list).
There are only three political books in the Top 100 Bestsellers this morning and they are by Al Franken, Michael Moore, and Molly Ivins. The hateful talking-point rightwing books are sinking. :-)

However, it does appear from the list that Bush could get elected if he came up with a miracle diet book. ;-)
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:15 PM
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1. George Bush's Crow Miracle Diet.
"I ate crow at every meal, and lost 10 lbs.! I also sometimes stick my foot in my mouth and nibble on that between meals."
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barbaraann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:34 PM
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4. LOL Well, crow IS low-carb.
:-)
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:30 PM
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2. Bush Diet
"I like calisimathenicals...calismatic...excersize...now, we call it working out in texas, I don't know what they call it here...anyhow, here's my working out chart.

9:00-9:15 Warmup: Truth stretches (30 reps)

9:15-9:30 Stretch: Bend backwards for special interests (60 reps, or until head is fully inserted up ass)

9:30-11:00 Weightlifting: Energy industry fund-raise.

11:00-11:30 Skill practise: Work with economic advisory team on number-spinning.

11:40-12:00 Gymnastics: Double-back Iraq rewrite (20 reps, or until media obeys)

12:00-3:00 Break: (for lunch, fundraising.)

3:00-3:20 Aerobics: Flag-wrapping (M-W-F self, T-R-S unpopular bills)

3:20-3:40 Strength training: Upper-body Congressional Strongarm conditioning.

3:40-4:15 Calisthenics: 9/11 speechwriting shoehorn.

4:15-4:30 Swimming: Diving from responsibility (20 reps)"
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barbaraann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:36 PM
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6. Welcome to DU! That is hilarious.
And Karl Rove is Bush's personal trainer. :-)
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:41 PM
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8. LOL-- Great Post
and welcome to DU. :hi:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 04:07 PM
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9. Great post
Welcome to DU!
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 05:10 PM
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11. Hi pkjun!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 05:17 PM
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14. WOW!!!
That's *very* funny! Great post and welcome to DU :hi:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:33 PM
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3. if he ate enough pretzels
he might stop gaining weight altogether
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:34 PM
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5. Rove & Co know that W can't win
a fair and free election. That is why they will have to steal it again.

The scary part is that they intend to let nothing get in the way. Remember these mutants have already killed 3000 American civilians, to get what they want. Do not doubt that they will do it again if they think it will keep them in power.
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barbaraann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 03:39 PM
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7. It's hard to argue with that, but I think it depends on the speed
of the awakening of the American public. I think that awakening will speed up once we have a few Dem primaries behind us.
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hobbes159 Donating Member (266 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 04:08 PM
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10. Well, there's the excuse for the next tax cut then....
Edited on Mon Jan-05-04 04:09 PM by hobbes159
"Yes, you too can lose wait if the President's 'Cut Taxes to Cut Fat 2004' bill is passed! Call Congress now! Science has proved that cutting taxes for the upper class causes wait loss!"*



* Disclaimer: Weight loss only found in middle and lower-class citizens, the poor and elderly due to inability to afford food. Some malnutrition side effects may occur. Check with your local Repulican for details.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 05:13 PM
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12. "Bush could get elected if he came up with a miracle diet book."
hahahahaha
LOL That was funny. :toast:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 05:15 PM
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13. He might "lose" but like HITLER, he'll be appointed -- again of course..
since he was appointed -- like hitler -- before, in spite of the fact that he lost the election.
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lostnfound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 05:25 PM
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15. Michael Savage book front and center when I walked into Borders yesterday
A HUGE display immediately in front of the entrance. Yuck. Is that Borders standard placement elsewhere, I wonder?
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 06:05 PM
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16. Gee, whatever happened to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's book?
Couldn't it compete with Former First Lady Hillary Clinton's book? It sure tanked quickly. The Freepers don't even mention it. I guess they didn't buy it, either.
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barbaraann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 07:04 PM
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17. It's sinking.
Released Oct 20, 2003
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 5,786

"Living History" by Hillary Clinton was released in June and it is #241.

:-)
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 09:03 PM
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18. er...
Would anyone really *want* to read anything from her poisonous lips?
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