Gold Urinal

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was
invited to a "get acquainted tour" of the White House. After
drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked the then President
Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was
astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold
urinal!! That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura,
about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "...when I am President,
I could have a gold urinal, too. ....But I wouldn't do something
that obviously self-indulgent." Later, when Laura Bush had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in the President's
private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill, "Well, I found out who peed in your
saxophone..."