I think the mods had it too easy today...let's start a flame war!!!

nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:38 PM
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I think the mods had it too easy today...let's start a flame war!!!

Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 06:39 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo

I'll start...look you triangle headed brown nosed freeper troll Bush apologist...cram it up your ass and say hi to your fat fucking head and Ann Coulter while you're in there!

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:40 PM
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1. YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:47 PM
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7. Supposedly pictures say a thousand words..

Yours, unfortunately, just reinforces how incredibly stupid you are. Mouth-breather.

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:48 PM
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8. Have the scabs on your knuckles healed yet?

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:50 PM
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10. I think you mean

the palms of his hands.

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:50 PM
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12. I just assume that his palms are just one large callous.

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:51 PM
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13. Except for

the parts where the hair grows...

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:53 PM
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15. That, and his worsening eyesight.

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:54 PM
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18. Don't make me get all Humby on your ass

:nuke:

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:00 PM
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25. Dude,

you've mistyped your assertion of humility.

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BiggJawn

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:51 PM
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48. Those aren't calluses...It's matted hair!

"Let's start a WAR!
Let's start a FLAME War!
at the Gay Bar,
Gay Bar,
Gay Bar...."

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:53 PM
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16. scratching my eyes out lead to blindness, not

wankin!

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:54 PM
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19. If you were smart,

you'd have just covered the mirror instead.

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:57 PM
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22. It was a signal mirror, I was trying to call a napalm mission on us

and rid the world of our mutual ugliness

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:58 PM
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23. What

you mean 'we' kimosabe?

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:59 PM
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24. me and a giant green pointy-haired thing holding a lamp

namely you, ugly

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:01 PM
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26. Your fortune could so easily be made...

Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 07:03 PM by SOteric

Just quit school and start renting your head out as nature's largest, most potent vacuum.

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:03 PM
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27. Never turn your back on me

I'd hate to go broke that quick

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:05 PM
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28. Of course I wouldn't turn my back on you...

I'd be too afraid it would take a team of surgeons a month to pry your lips off my arse.

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:08 PM
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29. not if I catch its blindingly white assault with my hairy palms

Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 07:11 PM by DS1

did I say palms, I meant Caterpillar forklift

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:12 PM
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30. The kinky devices

you use to heft your substantial ass around are not necessarily the same ones employed by more normally-endowed people such as me.

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:30 PM
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35. While tank track links are technically kinky

The amount of hardware required to move your daily BM casts a dark and somehow stinky shadow over the Shuttle Crawler.

3:00 PM Eastern Standard Time

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:03 PM
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43. Awwww.....

Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 10:04 PM by SOteric

How cute. The poop-joke. Baby's first flame.

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DS1

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:49 AM
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60. My orbital poopshadow joke is funny, you damn dirty

granite-huggin cheese-eatin book-readin wage-earnin granola-crunchin conscience-votin lieberal!

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SOteric

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Tue Apr-13-04 02:19 AM
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65. Yeah. So. What's your point?

No one cares.
Except, apparently, you.

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DS1

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:34 AM
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67. What's this scraping noise I hear?

It's a fairly established fact that any time you manage to cobble together a rational thought it's by sheer luck or one of those swarthy DU male 'groupies' of yours is telling you what to think again.

The only thing passed around faster than your login is the key to your front door.

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:36 AM
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68. So I'm swarthy...wanna make somethin' of it punk?

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DS1

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Tue Apr-13-04 11:00 AM
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70. Or here come the toy soldiers

:eyes:

Do you have to wear badges or just take a number?

...and the only thing that sucks more than golf, is you playing golf. Chump.

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Apr-13-04 11:12 AM
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72. Oh you're the arbiter of cool now?

Shall I consult on all aspects of my life, or do you just want to run my recreation?

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SOteric

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Tue Apr-13-04 11:16 AM
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74. He's the arbiter of drool,

it's the only thing he does well enough to instruct others in technique.

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SOteric

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Tue Apr-13-04 11:15 AM
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73. And

you're pissed 'cause you're so pastey white you look like raw cod in boxer shorts and you can't seem to get in the loop for the key?

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DS1

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:52 PM
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14. Why, are you up for another beating?

and allow me to snatch that buggy off ya, you won't be needed it for awhile.

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skooooo

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:55 PM
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20. Is that the "Dean Yawp?"

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imax2268

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Tue Apr-13-04 01:22 AM
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64. You all...

ARE PERFECT BLUEPRINTS TO BUILD AN ARMY OF IDIOTS...!

be gentle...

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Deja Q

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:40 PM
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2. Make love, not war...

Let's start a bunch of sex threads!!!

Hot, raunchy, sex threads!! We can all be the Dave Chappelles of cyberspace! :D :crazy: :freak:

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TheWizardOfMudd

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:42 PM
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3. Oh Yeah?

Your mother sucks socks that smell and I'm coming over to pee in your front yard!

Oh, wait . . . you couldn't have been talking to me. :think:

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Elidor

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:43 PM
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4. Oh, look, something slithered out of the shallow end of the gene pool!

Lucianne.com must be down today, too!

(I feel strange being mean to someone I adore.)

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SOteric

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:44 PM
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5. Darwin, Darwin, -why have you forsaken us?

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Eye and Monkey

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Mon Apr-12-04 11:04 PM
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52. Because you are unfit to survive.

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SOteric

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:11 AM
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57. A little slow on the uptake, are we?

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Eye and Monkey

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:57 AM
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62. No. Not a bar-fly, unlike some who can't pry themselves away.

Just happened to be passing and thought I get a look at the seediness.

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cally

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:44 PM
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6. I always knew you were a freeper

you are trying to disrupt this site You freeper commie.

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mike_c

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:48 PM
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9. skittles..., is that you?

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Skittles

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:29 PM
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34. lol

now why would you think that was me? :7

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Cuban_Liberal

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:50 PM
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11. I fart in your general direction.

My cat sees your ID and *yawns*. :P

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JohnLocke

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:18 PM
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31. Nader.

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Cuban_Liberal

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:19 PM
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32. LOL!

*smack!* :P

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Dookus

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:54 PM
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17. Your dog is ugly

and his mother's a bitch.

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Eye and Monkey

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:56 PM
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49. Now yer in trouble, hot-tubber.

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Fenris

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Mon Apr-12-04 06:57 PM
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21. The Passion! Israel! Nader! Etc.!

:nuke:

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Ladyhawk

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Tue Apr-13-04 01:20 AM
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63. Yeah, and the f-ing Bush twins, too, you bloody wanker!

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Skittles

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:28 PM
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33. you tart you- I should kick your ass

I heard you've been chatting it up with Mrs. Matcom and that Matcom seriously believes the subject at hand was a freaking RECIPE. Great job Teena !!! :thumbsup:

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Langis

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:40 PM
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36. McCain for VP!

It is every Democrats job to pressure Kerry to pick McCain as his VP.

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Zorra

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:07 AM
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55. Diluted Message.

Message diluted by Moderates.

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Langis

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:13 AM
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58. Did I win?

Edited on Tue Apr-13-04 12:14 AM by Langis

The first reply to mine was Diluted }(

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strategery blunder

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:40 PM
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37. Freep! Freep! Freep!

Oooh...what's that shiny red button? I think I'll push it now.

:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:

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strategery blunder

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Mon Apr-12-04 07:56 PM
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38. This isn't a flame war yet!

WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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Eye and Monkey

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Mon Apr-12-04 11:01 PM
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51. You are a whining minion of Satan-Ashcroft. That was post 666 for you.

In case you didn't notice.

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strategery blunder

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Mon Apr-12-04 11:30 PM
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53. No, it wasn't. My 666th post was here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1003678#1003752

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Eye and Monkey

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Mon Apr-12-04 11:58 PM
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54. So what? Asscraft expunged your record . When I looked at it, it said 666.

Sheesh, lying Ashcroft-minion.

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strategery blunder

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:08 AM
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56. BWA HA HA!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

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WoodrowFan

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Mon Apr-12-04 08:18 PM
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39. NADAR DEAN NADAR DEAN! (NT)

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Kadie

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:05 PM
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44. Why did you put Nadar first?

DEAN NADAR DEAN NADAR

:silly:

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Endangered Specie

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Mon Apr-12-04 08:55 PM
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40. GUNS GUNS GUNS, and MORE GUNS!

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Endangered Specie

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Mon Apr-12-04 08:55 PM
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41. Message Deleted

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Endangered Specie

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:23 PM
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42. Bitch!

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shugah

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:18 PM
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45. i'm really sick and

fucking tired of hearing about your poor persecuted white male existence "Nothing Shocks YOU Anymore."

freeper alert!!!

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Renew Deal

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:21 PM
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46. Kucinich is a communist sympathizer.

And he has a small head.

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sasquatch

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:56 PM
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50. Yeah, well Joe Lieberman helped with the 9/11 attacks

:silly:

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Renew Deal

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:22 PM
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47. In defense of Dr. Condi Rice

She is just working hard to make Amerika safer. You should all respect her.

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Endangered Specie

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:40 AM
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59. Conservative Underground...

now this will have to be locked.

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Zomby Woof

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:49 AM
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61. your tacos suck!

They don't make a warm happy tummy for smooth taco pleasure!

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Mobius

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Tue Apr-13-04 04:11 AM
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66. Did you fart?

or is that just your breath?

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bearfan454

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:39 AM
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69. You want a REAL flamewar ? HUNTING RULES !

Killing deer is fun. Flame away.

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DS1

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Tue Apr-13-04 11:01 AM
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71. No, what you're doing is called driving an automobile

Real hunters use knives, wussy boy.

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Throckmorton

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Tue Apr-13-04 12:21 PM
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75. My dog has got no Nose!!!!

How does he smell?

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