Pedict thrust of Bush press conference

shockingelk

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Mon Apr-12-04 08:59 PM
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Pedict thrust of Bush press conference

- "I will not accept my party's nomination for President of the US"

- "We got Osama"

- "I lied about Iraq's fictional WMD, but only because you would not have believed the truth: Saddam Hussein is an human/alien hybrid who was preparing Iraq as an alien base for the imminent invasion."

- "I apologize for failing to prevent 9-11"

- "Kerry looks French"

- "From now on, members of the press will address me as 'Your Excellency' and never turn their back to me, even after being dismissed from the room."

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XanaDUer

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:01 PM
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1. Let's count the number of times he pronounces nuclear...

"noo-cue-ler".

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LastKnight

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:02 PM
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2. none of the above...

Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 09:02 PM by LastKnight

the day these guys own up for anything, willb e the day pigs fly

-LK

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brainshrub

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:02 PM
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3. I'm going for #1

At this point, nothing surprises me.

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Langis

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:02 PM
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4. Lots of Ummms

And how we need to stop suiciders

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:02 PM
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5. I have deployed US troops to the streets of every major city

in the US.
Any citizens who turn in anyone in this country who does not follow my agenda to the letter will be rewarded handsomely.

All you have to do is go up to the nearest tank, knock on the hatch and turn them in. The army will do the rest.

Thank you and good night.

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thebaghwan

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:08 PM
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6. That August 6 briefing paper didn't have any purty crayon pictures of

what them tearistas was a gunna do so I didn't do shit!

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dweller

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:12 PM
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7. "We are winning the war

on 'steeroids'..."

woo-hoooo,
dp

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teryang

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:16 PM
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8. War on terror blah, blah,...

Thugs, and bandits blah, blah,...
They hate freedom blah, blah...
They have no respect for human life, blah, blah...
Resolve, blah, blah...
This won't stand, blah, blah...
As a matter of fact, blah, blah...
Al qaeda, al qaeda, al qaeda....
Thank our soldiers and families, courage and sacrifice blah, blah...
God bless you, my fellow Americans.

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Earth_First

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:19 PM
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9. I'm with teryang...

n/t

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strategery blunder

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:41 PM
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10. Be afraid, because paranoia is patriotic.

Terra! Terra! Terra!

And do report any anti-'Merican librul traitors to John A$$KKKroft.

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priller

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Mon Apr-12-04 09:49 PM
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11. "It's not my fault!"

That's the basic thrust of every Bush statement.

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pa28

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Mon Apr-12-04 10:13 PM
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12. "Liberals are pro-Hussein."

Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 10:14 PM by pa28

Then again maybe he'll fall apart and announce that from now on we will wear underwear on the outside except on Thursday when we will wear none at all. Some days he looks like he's barely holding it together.

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