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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:24 PM
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Help! Please translate this crap.
I occasionally post on a conservative bulletin board. (I won't say which one)

I commented about how corporate contractors in Iraq deserve little pity, since they knew they risks going in.

This was the reply:

--start--

And conversely, as opposed to the rebuild mode, in the demolition phase, everytime a Rakky didn't challenge his governing authorities, he, in a way, acquiesced. Consider it the sin of ommission which is just as punishable as the sin of commission. The lazy factor.

Everytime a Rakky fembot put on her Halloween ghost outfit in submission to her penis counterparts, she also, unquestioningly, acquiesced. Every boot that scraped mud off onto Bush 41's mosaic tiled face just before entering the Baghdad Palace, also acquieced. Every kid, mother and breadmaker in Fallujah who witnessed scores of militant bums wandering its streets and did nothing either to subvert them or stop them are also guilty by their collective failure to oust them from their midst.

Its simply not our job to play duck duck goose. Let the people separate the wheat from the chaff and if they fail, they must suffer whatever form of hell that may come on behalf of their comfort that they catered to for such a long time(either through a stupid religion or retarded politic) since it fostered death.

--end--

What the hell did this guy just say?
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:27 PM
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1. translation: "nuke 'em all"
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:29 PM
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4. that was my translation, too
I guess we both understand the same dialect of Neanderthalese
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:38 PM
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8. i thought it was - why waste a nuke?
he had some racist implications in saying that they would all wipe each other out and that would be just fine by him. perhaps nuke what was left.

how is it that i understood this crap? oh yes Ive listened to my father before.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:27 PM
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2. I think he's bragging about that bottle of cough syrup he drank
on an empty stomach.

They gave him the Heston Badge for that achievement.
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:27 PM
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3. he said
nuke 'em all. they deserve what they get for having an asshole in charge of their country.

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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:30 PM
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5. I think he said:
I'm bi-polar, but, unlike most with this disease, I have no real brains. Either that, or he forgot to take his Wellbutrin and is just making this shit up.
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Indiana_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:30 PM
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6. i don't think they understood your question because they didn't
answer it. They are just saying they don't feel sorry for the native Iraqi people who let Hussein and his followers dominate them without resisting on their own. They don't care who lives or dies, it's survival of the fittest.

at least that's what I got out of that verbage.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:39 PM
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9. They usually don't understand my questions or answers,
but this one just baffled me.

I can't believe anyone would be this stupid and still be able to breathe.
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Indiana_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:37 PM
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7. These are the kind of people I'd like to see
get what THEY deserve for being so insensitive!

This person is trying to appear smarter than they really are.

OH those words make me mad!!

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Indiana_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:40 PM
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10. That's why I won't go on those websites--
my raised blood pressure would cause me to have a stroke from being so mad!
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:44 PM
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11. I don't get it
They want the Iraqi people to speak up and change their government but when Dems speak up we're traitors. :wtf:
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seventhson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:44 PM
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12. With a few substitutes he could be describing Americans
Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 09:46 PM by seventhson
and our complicity in this corporate genocide

For example:

And conversely, as opposed to the rebuild mode, in the demolition phase, everytime a 'Murican didn't challenge his governing authorities, he, in a way, acquiesced. Consider it the sin of ommission which is just as punishable as the sin of commission. The lazy factor.

Everytime a 'Murican fembot put on her Halloween ghost outfit in submission to her penis counterparts, she also, unquestioningly, acquiesced. Every boot that scraped mud off onto Mohhamed's mosaic tiled face just before entering the Mosques, also acquieced. Every kid, mother and breadmaker in Fort Hood Texas who witnessed scores of militant bums wandering its streets and did nothing either to subvert them or stop them are also guilty by their collective failure to oust them from their midst.

Its simply not our job to play duck duck goose. Let the people separate the wheat from the chaff and if they fail, they must suffer whatever form of hell that may come on behalf of their comfort that they catered to for such a long time(either through a stupid religion or retarded politic) since it fostered death.

--end--


I often find that if you put the words of the right wing into the mouths of the enemies of the right they sound just the same.

Liker Sharon saying "we can no longer tolerate the murder of our innocent women and children - and their murders must be avenged " could just as easily be said with the same conviction by Arafat or even Osam Bin Laden, for that matter.

War IS terror. And those who promote war and benefit from it are complicit and therefore guilty.

Even if the "benefit" is cheaper gas prices and MTV and TIVO.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:49 PM
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13. I like that answer.
Mind if I use it?
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seventhson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:45 PM
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20. please do
if it fits -- use it
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:04 PM
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14. You got there first, but you said it the best!
:thumbsup:

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seventhson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 04:15 PM
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24. Thanks
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Indiana_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:07 PM
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15. Let us know how it goes!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:25 PM
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16. I think its a confession, "Im a dumbass"
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:38 PM
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17. say what?!
Actually I took a look over there today to see if they had any comments about DU being down. I didn't see anything too horrifying, but then I didn't look too hard. That site is sure hard to read though.


Hi Brainshrub how are you?
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:44 PM
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18. OMG! Rumsferatu HIMSELF answered you!
With a lil' help from Dicky Perle...
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:45 PM
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19. What he is saying...
...Is that Iraqi people brought this on themselves:

"Everytime a Rakky fembot put on her Halloween ghost outfit in submission to her penis counterparts, she also, unquestioningly, acquiesced"

It is the women's fault for not throwing off thousands of years of beatings, stonings, torture, abuse, and cultural conditioning and overthrowing the Iraqi government

"Every boot that scraped mud off onto Bush 41's mosaic tiled face just before entering the Baghdad Palace, also acquieced."

It is the Iraqi government's fault because Bush Sr. was such a poor Commander in Chief, he could, or would not, finish the job he started in 1991.

"Every kid, mother and breadmaker in Fallujah who witnessed scores of militant bums wandering its streets and did nothing either to subvert them or stop them are also guilty by their collective failure to oust them from their midst."

It is the entire populations fault for not charging unarmed and collectively getting gunned down by killing all the Iraqi police, soldiers, and military personnel.


"Let the people separate the wheat from the chaff and if they fail, they must suffer whatever form of hell that may come on behalf of their comfort that they catered to for such a long time(either through a stupid religion or retarded politic) since it fostered death."

Once again, it is everyones fault that they did not overthrow the Iraqi regime themselves, and poor GW Bush had to come over there personally and do it for them. Also, this "on behalf of their comfort" garbage is rather disturbing also. I have actually been to the middle east, and seen the poverty, the hunger, the low standards of living, and the cheapness of human life in the region. This is caused by ninety percent of the wealth being in the hands of ten percent of the people. What the hell comfort is there in starving, in having no electricity, in having your infrastructure and economy so utterly decimated by years of economic sanctions? This person has their head right up their...

On a personal note, it is extremely sad to see someone of such obviously limited intelligence try to act as if they are some sort of pseudo-intellectual, and come off as someone who can't use proper grammar, or grasp correct sentence syntax.




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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 11:31 PM
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23. Sin tax?!
Gawl durn hippie treehuggers wanna put a tax on ever'thin'!
;-)

Thanks for the translation. I lacked the patience required to decipher the message.

Sounds like the author would benefit from a visit to Iraq.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 10:59 PM
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21. Just on a whim...
Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 11:00 PM by BrotherBuzz
Why don't you babel fish .com that sucker to German, then Estonian, and back to English then repost it back to that idiot. For all I know, a couple of translations might make some sense of that jibberish.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 11:20 PM
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22. Encarta says:
Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 11:23 PM by GoddessOfGuinness
garrulous
gar·ru·lous < gárrələss > (Those are supposed to be schwas; but I don't know how to do those in HTML)

adjective

1. talking too much: excessively or pointlessly talkative

2. wordy: using many or too many words


gar·ru·lous·ly adverb
gar·ru·lous·ness noun


Are you sure it was a guy? It sounds like the way my kid sister talks! :D



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