If you met Ronald McDonald what would you do?

I mean if he was real. Would you swoon? Laugh? Congratulate him for his success? Or kick his ass?

For me it would be the latter. I just don't like him, I don't know why.

I don't like clowns. :P

I wouldn't piss on his leg to put it out. If he were drowning I wouldn't hand him a glass of water. Evil, EVIL corporation!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

That stuff is such poison. :puke:

http://store5.yimg.com/I/dmart_1786_146419203 :evilgrin:

on edit: oops, I realized yall were talking about the McDonalds guy, and not Reagan.

no better than Joe Camel.

I would punch him in the nose.

There was an item in "True Facts" in the magazine "National Lampoon" several years ago that related an incident where a Ronald McDonald statue was "Kidnapped" from a McDonald's and the store received a ransom note! It was from the "Cookie liberation Front" or some such silliness and the note demanded that the store give away free cookies to all the children that asked or Mr. McDonald was a goner. The note was attached to a photo of the unfortunate statue and it depicted poor ol' Ronald with a stick of dynamite on a string around his neck.
On the wall behind him was a note, clearly visible, that supposedly read:

"These guys are serious. Do what they say or i am McHistory"

!!!

I laughed my ass off when i first read that!

Well, not really but it would make a funny video.

Don't have the opportunity much around here.

Ok, it was Willard Scott's house, but he was the original Ronald McDonald. Went to school with his daughter Mary. Got my head flushed at a slumber party!

beat the living shit out of him.

Just for the hell of it. Something about that clown just pisses me off.

So, I would steal his big red nose and put it on my dog's face.

as for me I must be off to the wonderful land of sleep. Night to yall.

crushed in applesauce......open up mr. reagan.....it's good for you."

Then I'd run through the place screaming "Soylent Green is People".