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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 01:36 PM
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The Writhing Hose of all CAPTIONS!!! (Only for 18+ years old.)


W. is "thinking": "Boy! I know how to get people to like me. Back at the frat I'd do my Fishman impression, blowing kisses to other little fishes, and stuff. Boy, they'd wait till everybody was rippin' drunk then have me do the Fishman gig. Man, oh, man. They'd be blowing snot bubbles out of their noses by the time I was done. Then slap me and tell me to do it again. . . . Boy, it really helped me make friends back then . . . I'm thinking, Why not now as well? Hey . . . here goes."
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 01:38 PM
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1. Hey Adam Clymer! Kiss this, you major league asshole!
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comsymp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 01:41 PM
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2. See, Barney- you really CAN'T smell vodka
Edited on Tue Apr-13-04 01:51 PM by comsymp
(anybody else flashing back to "Bush Drops Barney"?)

ON EDIT: Something about the dog's expression cries "help me!"
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 02:05 PM
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5. Barney doesn't look at the shrub
the poor thang always appears to be beseeching the photographer for help; I feel sorry for Barney.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 01:44 PM
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3. Look at me! i'm an injun! woo woo woo woo
Edited on Tue Apr-13-04 01:50 PM by sniffa
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 02:12 PM
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6. Yeah, he's probably about as ignorant as your average
Atlanta Braves or Washington Redskins fan.
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 01:49 PM
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4. Blowing a kiss and holding a poodle? That guy's either French, or gay
...not that there's anything wrong with either.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-04 02:25 PM
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7. Barney has flashbacks to Carla Faye Tucker ... fears worst
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