What mishap would you like to see at Shrub's press conference?

What mishap would you like to see at Shrub's press conference?

he'd be completely lost without being fed what to say.

and starts screaming at somebody off-camera

most damaging???

glad to help :hug:

he actually cleared the back of his throat with one of those big, rattling, "gunna-hock-a-lugie" sounds. This guy has no class at all. Perhaps that is why the Freepers love him so much...."look Betty Lou, he's gunna hock a lugie, jus' like we do!"

You know, the pressure may get to her. I suspect that she didn't become a scholar to be forced into lying by a man with one third her IQ, and one tenth her learning.

OR...he trips and falls off the podium...he's been known to do THAT a time or two!:eyes:

If the latter, wouldn't it be fitting that he'd land..right in Helen Thomas' lap!:D

B-)

:evilgrin:

"I am NOT A CROOK"

how about "I AM a crook"? :shrug:

I'm sure he'd call it Mr. Handy. :D

:toast:

exposing his lack of a penis.

good one! :yourock:

and he never returns to the charade of George the Evil Emperor ever, ever again!!!

and a glazed look in his eye. The press gives him an A for effort and for not pissing his pants or vomiting on stage. Oh, wait, that's been done three previous times. Never mind. :eyes:

n/t

"hey hey hey goodbye, na na na na hey hey hey goodbye"
or
"the lights go out, the party's over..."
and get a good wave started?

... I'd love to see the press burst into uproarious laughter, then walk out on him, leaving just the reporters from Fox and the Washington Times standing there staring at him....

and expresses his plans to lay down the funk as such. Then starts grooving to some Commodores music that is playing in his head. Then Cheney rushes in and starts taking questions.

Helen Thomas.

maybe let him have 2 or 3 for the nerves, tho

a complete and very public meltdown.

I want him curled up in the fetal position under the podium sucking his thumb by the end of the conference.

That'd be pretty fucking funny.

And he's permanently afflicted with it after.

That might be amusing.

Terry

:)

He'll such a filthy mouth that his handlers won't let him speak. :-)

Terry

He is SO deserving of whatever Helen has to dish out. Go, Helen!

Starts pointing at a young reporter and says "You wanna piece of me boy? Huh?"

Slurs words and rips ear piece out "Goddamn it, Condi. I KNEW that one."

Yells off stage to Laura, "WOMAN go get me a beer damn it."

:yourock:

and he stands at the podium trying to shout answers to them and is only speaking to their backs as they all stream out the door.

"We will find Osama Bin Laden...girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's..."

That'll be great!

:yourock:


:hippie:

how about he just starts snorting lines right off the podium?

when one of his "chosen" reporters changes his question.

Drunken SOB chokes on a pretzel.

On edit: not to DEATH, Mr. Secret Service man. Just enough so the whole country knows that THE FUCKER IS DRUNK, AND HIS FINGER IS ON THE SHINY RED BUTTON.

or pukes it up with a bunch of pills or something? :shrug:

I would pay to see that.


p.s.

Actually, here's what I had in mind. One of "Bush's" ears falls off, and he reverts to a Brooklyn accent, admitting:

"I'm just Howie Finkelsteyn, a dinner theatre actor from the Catskills, and when Bush needs to be seen in public they slap some latex prosthetics on me and make me perform up here because most of the time he is OUT OF HIS MIND ON CRACK and rolling around in a padded room screaming about giant flesh-eating spiders and how he is the Emperor of the planet Ganymede and talks to God every day. Cheney and Rumsfeld are plotting to make war on the whole world, I'll tell you everything, EVERYTHING, just please get me out of here!!!"

I beg to differ

just like his father, only chimp pukes cause he is drunk. :puke: :puke: :evilgrin:

(if they can make him those fancy text backdrops, why not put it on his shorts?)

and make a fool of himself.