this is scary

Ashie - from today's testimony

the eminem pic is my sig line (not meant as a comparison)

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Hold me.
Duckie

Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

there was no comparison I meant to make

Its still creepy how similar Asscroft is to CSM though neh?

...they had some short satire clip where a John Asscroft sound-alike was speaking and said something like, "My name is John Ashcroft." and right after that, they played the chorus music from the movie Demian or The Exorcist...

...you know that kind of weird chorus music you hear in the scary movies? It was hilarious.

"Attorney General John Ashcroft's quest for a companion to ease the pain of his lonely and tormented existence was dealt a severe blow Monday, when he was rejected by the newly created "Bride Of Ashcroft."
Above: Ashcroft introduces his would-be Bride to the press.

Unwrapped from bandages at a press conference, the ungodly Bride twitched grotesquely several times before turning to face her would-be mate. Reporters in attendance said the Bride recoiled upon setting her eyes on Ashcroft's horribly misshapen visage, letting out a blood-curdling scream.

'When the lovestruck Attorney General tried to embrace the Bride, she shunned him, just as the entire world has shunned him,/ CNN reporter William Hurlbut said. 'It was truly tragic.'

Despondent, Ashcroft roared with despair as all hope of finding a wife deserted his tortured brain."

http://www.theonion.com/onion3916/ashcroft_rejected.html

The voice of a madman.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

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