A bit of karmic payback? - Democratic Underground

Prisoner_Number_Six

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Apr-13-04 11:28 PM
Original message

A bit of karmic payback?

I dunno-- I must have done the universe some wrong-- for the past three weeks, I've hit almost every red light in my path.

And it's not been just driving up on it a few seconds before it turns green-- I've been whipping up on 'em exactly as they go from yellow to red! The timing has been impeccable. By count, I estimate I've hit the red on approximately 95% of the traffic lights throughout my daily travels.

Only thing to do is sit back and practice my patience technique. Hope the universe balances out my account soon-- I have places to be!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

BostonTeaParty04

(512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Apr-13-04 11:31 PM
Response to Original message

1. maybe it isn't bad karma....

maybe the universe is just saying.. hold yer horses, you'll get there.

AND maybe the universe has prevented you from getting into some nasty car accident.

When traffic or something delays me, I think... boy, I am probably missing something just horrendous. Thanks to the gods!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

dbt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-14-04 06:22 AM
Response to Original message

2. Try this on:

All of us are experiencing the sort of obstacles that you describe, Number_Six. Everyone with half a heart left is catching Karmic hell so that lightning won't strike bu$h every time he opens his lying lips. That's all I can figure!

:shrug:
dbt

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Loonman

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-14-04 06:49 AM
Response to Original message

3. Karmic payback is when you get hit by a bus

Not getting stuck behind a series of stop lights.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Tue Apr 30th 2024, 09:58 AM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.