Coen Bros Celebrity Deathmatch: - Democratic Underground

FunBobbyMucha

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Wed Apr-14-04 07:53 AM
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Coen Bros Celebrity Deathmatch:

Walter (Big Lebowski) vs. The General (Ladykillers). Level ground, a wide clearing with no hiding place, nearest tree is 100 yards away. Walter has his bowling ball bag, the General his garotting wire. Who wins?

And then what Coen creation challenges the winner?

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CPschem

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Wed Apr-14-04 08:20 AM
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1. Walter wins

he's fu*king nuts! 'nam made him one bad dude.

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FunBobbyMucha

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Wed Apr-14-04 08:24 AM
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2. You don't think the General could get behind him, or

run for the tree and do a death from above thing? He's very spry. And there's that whole nostril gouge thing.

So if you stick with Walter, who would he take on next?

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CPschem

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Wed Apr-14-04 08:34 AM
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3. The Dude could do some damage... here's why

The Dude would completely lull his competition. He'd offer him a white russian, tell him to relax, be more dude-like. Just when the opposition lowers his guard, the Dude would pounce.

..or he would probably get his ass kicked.

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