The Incredible Credibility of America of all CAPTIONS!!!!

". . . and the public will ask themselves who better will fight the war on terror . . . Duck Wad!!!!"

that was a great question you asked about me being a faiLure.

". . . the frankly mood of the world . . . I didn't contemplate it . . . we were shooting missiles . . ."

"A country that hides things is . . . ah . . . a country that is afraid to get caught."

"They're not happy to be occupied. . . . (presidential pause) _I_ wouldn't be happy to be occupied either." (No shit.)

"I'm sure something will pop into my head without all the pressure . . . ah . . . this is a press conference."

"I'm sure I've made mistakes but you put me on the spot here and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet in thinking of one."

" . . . the credibility of America . . . must be incredible . . ."

"Nobody likes to see dead bodies on their t.v. screen. I don't." (I.e., he'd rather be watching the game.)

"Lead this nation into making the world a better place."

. . .

Fiercely inarticulate, if you ask me.

a country that is afraid to get caught...

I laughed so hard at that line. yeah, bush, if the shoe fits?

... you're getting very sleepy ... have I mentioned resolve yet? I don't plan on losing my job ... I've retrained, and now have videoconferencing skills ... Iraq is just one theatre of the war against terra ... coming soon to a theatre near you if it's not already there ... Saddam bin Laden ... brown-skinned people would chop off reporters heads ... are you scared yet? ... in a heartbeat if Cheney had one ... are you looking at my tie?

:toast:

For one thing the weather is completely different. You're not going to have one of those monsoons with waterspouts and runaway elephants and stuff in Iraq. Just like you're not going to have dust storms and Arabs smoking outta hookas on magic flying rugs in Vietnam. So the comparison is just dumb is all. Geez."

:-)

the people are all Chineese, while in Iraq they're all...Iranian I think...."

n/t