The How Can You CAPTION a Man Who CAPTIONS Himself? of all CAPTIONS!!!

skip fox

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Wed Apr-14-04 08:51 AM
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The How Can You CAPTION a Man Who CAPTIONS Himself? of all CAPTIONS!!!

"They're not happy to be occupied. . . . (presidential pause) _I_ wouldn't be happy to be occupied either."

(I kid you not. I wrote this straight down whenI heard it.)

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felonious thunk

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Wed Apr-14-04 08:54 AM
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1. It's occupado in Spanish

Los Iraqis no me gusta occupado. See I speak Spanish because I have a warm place in my soul for the Mexicans. Tengo caliente soula. As we speak, I'm trying to learn Iraqi too. I love them, because they're good, fine Americ...I mean people.

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Richardo

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Wed Apr-14-04 09:01 AM
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2. "Que bueno." There. Now I'm literate in two languages.

Actual pissy quote from W. when a reporter had the gall (pun intended) to speak French to Chirac in a joint press conference.

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cosmicdot

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Wed Apr-14-04 09:04 AM
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3. just give me a minute or two, something might pop into my head

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 09:06 AM by cosmicdot

... wish you had given me this question in advance ... you know we told you to wear red ties <wink wink smirk smirk> ... stare into my amazing submliminal hypnotic technicolor tie while we wait for something to pop into my head ... you know how much it p's us off that this question wasn't submitted in advance so we could answer it ... OK ... I think something is coming in now ... please buy my book, 'Ten Minutes from Normal' ...

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Endangered Specie

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Wed Apr-14-04 09:15 AM
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4. YOu dont seriously expect me to know that... ummm 5?, no no 4, thats it

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