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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 01:56 PM
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I'm hung over today, and its all *'s fault!!!!!!
friends don't let friends watch * press conferences sober.

:hangover:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 01:56 PM
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1. Where the hell is my golf cart?
It better not be at the bottom of some ditch! :mad:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:05 PM
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11. sorry
I crashed it into Teena's car

:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:39 PM
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22. I hope you have insurance!
:D

Otherwise you'll be "working it off" for a LONG TIME!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:44 PM
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23. ack!!!!
like a good neighbor

state farm is there...............
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 01:57 PM
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2. The hood of my car said to tell you
you were great! I'm waxing the butt prints off now...we want a daily press conference now. :D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:02 PM
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8. Is she a lesbian?
:shrug:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:04 PM
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9. Everyone is a lesbian
on the hood of my car :evilgrin:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:05 PM
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12. er, isn't that
Lebanese?

:D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:06 PM
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13. Damn, I've never been a lesbian - can I test drive the hood of your car
:shrug:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:06 PM
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14. ack!!
Lynne stole Matcom's crack!!!!!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:08 PM
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15. Thank god I stopped the decaf white mocha latte right before I read this
Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 02:11 PM by LynneSin
:puke:


edit note: this was MoPaul's creation
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:13 PM
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16. *rev's engine*
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 01:57 PM
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3. I'm hoarse from laughing so hard
My GOD that man is DAFT!
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 01:58 PM
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4. LOL... I've sooooo been there!!!
:puke:

Hey did it make any sense to a drunkard? It didn't to me ... perhaps because I was sober??? ;)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:00 PM
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5. Were you downing a shot every time he said "looking forward to"?
Drinking games and Bush can be dangerous. :puke:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:01 PM
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6. If I had swigged every time he said "um" I'd have alcohol poisoning
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:01 PM
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7. Can't help you there hun
We told you not to do shots for all his gaffes
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:04 PM
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10. Aww, Catwoman
Just get a lot of orange juice in you. :hug:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:17 PM
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17. do what I do
My TV has never had him on for more than a grand total of 12 seconds since he stole office. I literally cannot stomach him in any way, shape, or form. That smirk, that twang, already burned on my brain. No fucking way will I let him on the tube.

I already know he is going to lie and be inarticulate anyway!

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF??? :spank:

:hi:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:18 PM
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18. I think you missed one Hell of a show!
Heeeeeelarious!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:21 PM
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19. Fenris is right, Z
It was pretty damn funny.

Embarrassing, but funny.

:hi:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:23 PM
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21. Puking is NOT funny!
:puke: :D lol!
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:22 PM
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20. with you right there, Woofy !!
I won't watch * on the tube if I'm home alone.

:kick:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:46 PM
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24. Technically that will be the fault of Clinton's Penis
I mean - we blame everything wrong in the world on that organ
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Mr. Jinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 02:49 PM
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25. And you didn't use a Gee Dubya Drinking game?
Cat- you're a beter person than I am. If had watched the show, there would have been one less TV and one less window in the house.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 03:00 PM
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26. It was rough going, Mr. J
:hi:
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