How about some Dubya jokes?

Here's one I just heard:

In November 2004, the country once again finds itself gripped with a presidential election that is too close to call. In an attempt to settle the dispute without the intervention of the courts, Bush and Kerry agree to go ice fishing in Alaska. It is decided that, after three days of fishing, the candidate with the most fish caught will be declared the winner.

At the end of the first day, Kerry returns with three very good looking fish and Bush returns with none.

On the second day, Kerry returns with two large fish and Bush, once again returns with none.

At this point, Bush Senior goes to his son and say: "George, I think Kerry is cheating. Here’s what I want you to - follow him out tomorrow and catch him doing the cheatin’. Then he’ll be disqualified and you’ll be declared the winner again."

So the next morning, Dubya follows Kerry. Later that day, Kerry returns with four handsome fish and George sneaks back just behind him.

Excitedly, Dubya rushed over to his dad and says, "You’re right dad, Kerry was cheating...he cut a hole in the ice..."

oh wait...you said jokes. sorry.