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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:19 AM
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Ah! You're suddenly the opposite sex!
What's your first thought?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:20 AM
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1. No thinking. Lots of touching though.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:21 AM
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2. Come on, there's no initial thought?
Like "Holy hell!" or something like that?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:22 AM
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3. "Those are nice?"
:shrug:
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Kickin_Donkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:32 AM
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14. That reminds me of what Steve Martin ...
said in one of his movies (paraphrased): "I'm glad I'm not a woman; otherwise, I'd be playing with my tits all day."
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:39 AM
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15. Wow
Are you saying an overnight switch,like a change of gender without sex reassignment surgery..??


First I'd be surprised,than after I have figured out it is really true,that I am no longer female,I'd be overjoyed. I'd wake everybody up and say Loook! I don't gotta save up for a mastectomy no more,holy shit ,If there is a god and it looks like it has just found it's sense of sanity, empathy and justice! It actually corrected a big mistake it made for once in this fucked up existence!! Wow there is a first time for everything!


Than after checking myself out,in awe for awhile,
I'd try to figure out what I did if anything,that changed me, I'd go tell all my transfreinds about it and ask if they were changed too..I'd want to know what happened to me so they can go do it too (If they didn't change) .I know they'd be overjoyed to change they'd finally be able to feel at home in their own skin too,and not have to play all the stupid prove it games with shrinks, jump through hoops,try to"pass" and put up with bigots everywhere just to be who they really are too!


As individuals each of us has a right to become and be who we say we are,who we want to be regardless of ANYONE else's religion,preferences,beliefs,criticisms,phobias,traditions or plain old bigotries and assumptions.

All people who seek to deny me the right to my own self determination to create my own identity as I say it is,can either get over it or go suck a lemon.

Rrrrawr!
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:41 AM
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17. Wow, see, I'd just say "This could be fun"
Wouldn't go into that much detail.

And no, you wouldn't have had an operation. You would've just woken up that way.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:23 AM
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4. dammit
My tits keep getting in the way!
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:23 AM
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5. Sad, I know what that's like.
:spank:
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liarliartieonfire Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:26 AM
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10.  haaa theyKee p H itti ng th e s pac e bar wh en I 'm typi ng
kidding.., kidding!!!haha
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:27 AM
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11. LMAO!!!
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:40 AM
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16. Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:24 AM
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6. Go to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in.
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displacedyankeedem Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:24 AM
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7. Who do I sue?
Obviously, someone got the operations mixed up.
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KissMyAsscroft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:24 AM
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8. Hmmm...
Time to get start stripping and get sexually harrassed for lots of moeny!
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:31 AM
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13. I'm sure you'd just HATE that!
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:26 AM
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9. "Now maybe I'll finally be able to meet the right woman."
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liarliartieonfire Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:28 AM
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12. I cou ld be the O ne You ' re loo ki ng fo r !
post # 10
hehe
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LyleNews Donating Member (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:59 AM
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18. ??????????
And I thought I was confused before!
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UnAmericanJoe Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 03:03 AM
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19. "Finally! I can make out with Harrison Ford now."
Second thought? "Just how exactly am I going to go about meeting Harrison Ford?"

:crazy:
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 03:13 AM
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20. "Dammit, my tits are the same size they used to be!!!"
Edited on Thu Apr-15-04 03:27 AM by northwest
:D:D:D:D:D:D
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 03:15 AM
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21. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*spitting out Mountain Dew*

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 05:34 AM
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22. I'd ask me out.
'Cause I'm pretty hot.
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 05:49 AM
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23. Do I look fat?
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Veggie Meathead Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 06:58 AM
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24. I wish I could back to what I was so I could hit on this fox!
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 07:18 AM
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25. In no particular order...
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!

How do I explain this to the Motor Vehicle people?

I gotta buy clothes?! Shit, what size am I?

I've got to shave where?

I hope I don't get my period before I figure THAT out.

Now, where exactly is that G spot?

I will look at cucumbers differently.



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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 07:40 AM
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26. "I need more shoes"
I'd go to a shoe store to see what the thrill of shoe shopping is all about. This I have never understood. :shrug:
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amandae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 08:43 AM
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27. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Then, after the initial shock of being a guy, I'd sign up for gender reassignment surgery. I don't want to be a guy :P

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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 08:54 AM
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31. I'm with you
I like my girly self. :7
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 08:44 AM
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28. Can someone please remove this thing dangling between my legs
I surely don't want to go through life using THAt as my brain!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 08:46 AM
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29. Oh shit! I can no longer pee standing up!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 08:50 AM
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30. "Cool, I always wanted to be a lesbian."
:D
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 09:15 AM
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32. Sure hope I have big cans. (nt)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 09:19 AM
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33. where did my boobies go?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 09:19 AM
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34. I've got an itch.
:shrug:
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