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Scaramouche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:31 AM
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Top Ten Things Dogs Would Rather Do Than Vote for Bush in 2004
From: http://dogshatebush.com/

10 : Take a bath.

9 : Have sex with a cat.

8 : Watch "Lassie."

7 : Go to the vet.

6 : Go to the pound.

5 : Go to the vet AND go to the pound.

4 : Scoop "my own."

3 : Swallow a pill.

2 : Get "fixed."

1 : "Anesthesia free" tooth cleaning.

:+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+
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liarliartieonfire Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 02:37 AM
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1. pee on a bush?
heh heh
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 04:04 AM
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2. I love all the comments from the dogs
Like this one from chloe & cody

"Bush cannot retrieve facts that IS a fact"

Dogs really do hate Bush!
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Scaramouche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 09:57 AM
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3. Don't forget to visit their sister site.

http://catshatebush.com/
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 10:26 AM
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4. Chew up a stick and vomit all night long.
My dog would much rather do this than vote for *. He does it often enough.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 10:42 AM
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5. Skin myself alive
and then dive headfirst into a giant bag of ketchup.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 11:04 AM
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6. The first thing that came to mind was:
"Shovel snow in the nude on a really, really cold windy day "
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-04 11:40 AM
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7. hump krashkart cheney's leg
:puke:
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