Man In Hospital - Calls Prostitute - Gives ATM Card For Payment - Robbed

matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 07:12 AM
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Man In Hospital - Calls Prostitute - Gives ATM Card For Payment - Robbed

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A man laid up in hospital with multiple fractures telephoned out for a prostitute to help him end weeks of sexual frustration.

But it ended up costing more than he bargained for, police said on Wednesday; unable to walk, he gave the woman his bank card to collect her fee and she helped herself to his cash.

"I'm told it's a common problem in hospitals. People get frisky," said Wolfgang Jungnitsch, a police inspector from Nordhessen district in central Germany.

The 47-year-old car crash victim had asked the woman, described in her newspaper ad as "Blonde Angel, aged 18," to take 150 euros ($185) from his bank account.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=4&u=/nm/20040415/od_nm/odd_germany_patient_dc

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Champ

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Thu Apr-15-04 07:13 AM
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1. rotflmao wtf?

Not funny she robbed him, just laughing at this part. "I'm told it's a common problem in hospitals. People get frisky,"

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Apr-15-04 07:16 AM
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2. Well, what the hell did he expect?

Next time, enlist the help of a friend you trust to get cash for you, and buy your hookers with paper euros.

Sheesh, do I have to do ALL the thinking around here? :P

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matcom

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Thu Apr-15-04 07:47 AM
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3. he obviously never read your pamphlet on the subject

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Apr-15-04 07:51 AM
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4. Ah yes, "Procuring Sexual Industry Professional Services for Patients".

One of my best-sellers in Germany. :D

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BigMcLargehuge

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Thu Apr-15-04 08:08 AM
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5. call today for your free pamplet

bouder colorado 81009.... (assuming I remember that much of the address of the US government information clearing house from the commercials that used to air continuously in the early 80s)

LOL... HAHAHAH.... HEHEHEHEEHEHEH.... BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH....

the story just gets funnier everytime I read it.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Apr-15-04 08:09 AM
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6. It's Pueblo, but I think you got the ZIP right.

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